8/16-Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv and PWA

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Last Week on Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv:
-We hear from both wrestlers in Adam Ellis’s upcoming Men’s Title defense against Darin Zion at High Octane Wrestling’s Dead or Alive PPV.
-MATCH #1: Scott Stevens defeated Buckshot Henderson to earn a shot to win his way into the Men’s Heartland Division.
-After the win, Stevens attacks Henderson some more. He tells Henderson “if you’re not 97 Red… you’re 97 DEAD!”
-Jill, CEO of Jill Berg Enterprises comes out with JBE (Sheline Carrigan, Prisoner #034291, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens, and Women’s Heartland Champion Tessa Martin) and cuts a promo about her team winning all the gold next Tuesday night. She adds the four women with her ARE the face of Jill Berg Enterprises.
-Kellie Burkowski interviews the newly formed Alabama Gang (R.G. Jenkins, Mark Hendry, ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, and ‘Big Don’ Dickinson with Sunny O’Callahan.  Sunny warns MVW that the Alabama Gang are coming.
-MATCH #2-WINNER IS #5 IN WOMEN’S TAG TEAM DIVISION: The Working Girls defeated #5 Bethany Stewart/Shelley Briscoe and LATX to rise up into the Women’s Tag Team Division.
-The Kardoucheian Empire-Kentucky Redneck Mafia drama escalates in advance of their #1 contender’s match next Tuesday.
-MATCH #3-WINNER IS #4 IN THE WOMEN’S DIVISION: Yosemite Samantha defeated #4 Kirsten Canfield and ‘Precious’ Patty McBride and is promoted to the Women’s Division.  Canfield drops to the Women’s Heartland Division as the #1 contender for the title.
-Kellie talks with Captain Jack before the main event.  He tells John O’Reilly to close his eyes and pretend what’s about to happen to him tonight is nothing more than a bad dream.
-The Dark Overlords of Wrestling cut a promo for John O’Reilly.  Legendary Manager Jackson C. Horne promises O’Reilly will knock out Captain Jack and take another step closer to winning back the Men’s title from Adam Ellis.
MAIN EVENT-#2 vs. #3 MATCH-MEN’S DIVISION: #3 John O’Reilly defeated #2 Captain Jack to move up to #2 in the Men’s Division.

Cue the pyro…

Missouri Valley Wrestling
Wrestling Night in the Heartland
Knapp Center
Des Moines, Iowa
Tuesday August 16th, 2022

Announcers: Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall
Backstage Interviewer: Kellie Burkowski
Ring Announcer: Heather Cooper

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Kelli Burkowski, Heather Cooper, ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall, and Thunderbolt Smith

OPENING
Thunderbolt welcomes everyone to Wrestling Night in the Heartland.  Tonight, we are live at the Knapp Center in Des Moines, Iowa.

Tonight:
-Victoria McGill makes her first MVW Women’s Title defense against 4-time champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens representing Jill Berg Enterprises.
-The Hanson Sisters defend their MVW Women’s Tag Team titles against Jill Berg Enterprises’ ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan and Prisoner #034291.
-Men’s Tag Team Division #1 Contender’s Match as The Kentucky Redneck Mafia takes on the Kardoucheian Empire.  The winner of this match will face The Stevens Dynasty in two weeks.

Thunderbolt then announces we’re going to kick off tonight with- Men’s Champion Adam Ellis defending the title at HOW Dead or Alive PPV Sunday night against Darin Zion.

(Video from 7/31-High Octane Wrestling’s Chaos 5)
Darin Zion talks to HOTv about the title he never ‘lost’

Zion’s Comments:
-MVW Management stole the title from him on a technicality.  He states he never lost MY MVW Men’s Heavyweight Championship belt either by pinfall or submission
-MVW management thinks it’s okay to let the protégé of John Sektor- the man Zion says he retired- run around parading as their fake champion.  Zion doesn’t think so.

Backstage Interviewer Blaire Moise then talks with Adam Ellis. 

Ellis’s Comments:
-Darin was a jerk to all of them- a complete ass- both times he was in MVW.
-He adds that Zion is also delusional if he thinks he’s going to win the title.

Zion attacks Ellis and cuts him down with a Banhammer.  He lays in the boots.  Then he slaps on the Love Handle Lock and puts max pressure on his shoulders and back.

A red blur appears and kicks Zion in the face- it’s Ginny Van Lear. 

Zion struggles to get up to his feet.  Ginny whips around and misses on a spin kick. Zion beats a hasty exit from there. 

MATCH #1/MEN’S TITLE-TAPED SUNDAY NIGHT IN
TOMBSTONE, AZ at HOW’S DEAD OR ALIVE PPV
Adam Ellis © vs. ‘Real Love’ Darin Zion

Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall join High Octane Wrestling’s Hall of Fame broadcaster Joe Hoffman inside a military tent set up away from the ring that’s situated inside a fenced in area outside in the Arizona evening.

Then… REO Speedwagon?

Darin Zion comes out to the epic REO Speedwagon anthem ‘Keep on Loving You.’

He’s joined by Vickie Hall- the Amazing Love Partner of Jonathan-Christopher Hall- Zion’s tag team partner (2Become1) in PRIME.

Zion and Hall make the way down to the ring.

Then…

“Mama Didn’t Raise No…” by Garrett Biggs comes on.  That brings out the MVW Champion Adam Ellis and his brand new wife- Ginny Van Lear.

MVW’s ring announcer Heather Cooper is also there.  But before she can introduce Darin Zion, Vickie Hall takes the microphone from her and introduces Zion herself.

‘Real Love’ Darin Zion
AGE: 34 / HT: 6’ 0” WT: 228 / HOME: Crown Point, IN
FIN: Red Rings of Death

Adam Ellis
AGE: 21 / HT: 6’ 4” WT: 226 / HOME: Kansas City, MO
ALIGN: Face / STYLE: Technical / FIN: Goodnight Kiss (Superman Punch)

The referee will be Davey Keels for this MVW Men’s Title match.

Ginny gives Adam a long kiss before she exits the ring.  Not wanting to be outdone, Darin looks over at Vickie- she shakes her head no.

Keels calls for the bell and we are underway in Tombstone, Arizona.

The bell rings and few hundred fans on hand are on their feet. Ellis and Zion meet in the middle and they start talking.  Now face to face.  Zion pushes him.  Right hand… no Ellis ducks under and whips Zion in a corner.  Ellis follows and fires off on him.  Zion pushes back.  Ellis runs in- *SMACK* Zion hits him with the BOOT.  Ellis spins around.  BANHAMMER- NO! Ellis ducks- BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!  Ellis stalks Zion.  Zion bails out and takes a walk around the ring over to Vickie Hall.  Ellis climbs up the turnbuckle and yells at Zion to get back into the ring.  Keels starts a ten count and Zion goes to get back in the ring- Ellis scurries over and pushes Zion off the apron back to the floor. Vickie gets up on the apron and yells at Ellis.   Zion slips in the back door and RAMS Ellis into turnbuckle.  Ellis clutches his ribs.  Zion CHOPS him off his feet!  Zion drags Ellis up and rams him into the turnbuckle again.  Zion takes him and sends Ellis up and over the top rope. Now Ginny up on the apron. Zion to the floor.  He then drags Ellis… *SMACK* Big chop sends Ellis against the apron! Boot to the gut… Zion scoops and SLAMS Ellis to the floor.  Keels starts a ten count.  Zion goes up top… SENTON!

Thunderbolt steps in live from Des Moines.  Time for commercial break and then the conclusion of the Men’s Title match.

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Next Show: 8/27- Chaos 6 from the Yuengling Center in Tampa, Florida

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Next Show: 8/26-ReVival 14 from Las Vegas, NV

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
August 19th – Show Me Center / Cape Girardeau, MO
August 19th – Five Flags Center / Dubuque, IA
August 20th – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO
August 20th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
August 21st – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
August 27th – MVW’s Six-O-Five / St. Louis, MO
August 30th – Athletics-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
September 2nd – Genesis Convention Center / Gary, IN
September 2nd – Assembly Hall / Bloomington, IN
September 3rd – MTI Center / Angola, IN
September 3rd – Ford Center / Evansville, IN
September 4th – War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN
September 10th – MVW’s Six-O-Five / St. Louis, MO
September 13th – McLeod Center / Cedar Rapids, IA

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Back to the action…

Ellis back to a corner– Vickie Hall grabs his leg.  Ellis looks down- Zion runs corner to corner and shoulder blocks Ellis into the turnbuckle.   Zion with the clothesline and Ellis goes over the top again.  Zion to the floor and he pulls Ellis up.  Vickie Hall goes over to slap him.  HERE COMES GINNY!  She races around the ring- leaping kick- *SMACK* NO!  Vickie ducks clear and Ginny kicks Ellis instead.  Ellis down. Ginny can’t believe it. Zion grabs her by the hair… TOUGH LOVE ON THE FLOOR!  Ginny’s out.  Keels starts a ten count. Zion back in the ring but he can’t win the title on a count out.  Zion goes back out and drags Ellis back into the ring.  Zion lifts Ellis up… stalling suplex…  SLAM! Zion covers… 1… 2… NO!  Ellis kicks out!  Vickie is upset as the crowd erupts.  She tells the fans to shut up.  Zion drags Ellis up again… JAWBREAKER BY ELLIS!  Zion staggers, Ellis throws forearms and the fans rise to their feet.  Zion chops back.  Ellis forearms on repeat! Ellis spins Zion but Zion kicks low. ENZIGURI BY ZION! Ellis staggers. Zion reels Ellis in- fireman’s carry- AIR RAID CRASH! Zion goes to the corner. Ellis staggers up.  DOUBLE AXE HANDLE FROM THE TOP!  Zion covers… 1… 2… NO!  ELLIS KICKED OUT!  Zion can’t believe it and lets Keels knows about it.   Zion drags Ellis back up.  Ellis fights back with body shots. German Suplex- Ellis blocks.  Ellis slips out and runs the ropes- JUMPING DDT BY ZION!  Cover… 1… 2… NO!  ELLIS GETS A SHOULDER UP.  Zion’s pissed and confronts the referee.  Zion sees Ginny back on the apron and grabs her by her hair.  He tries to pull her into the ring. Ellis rushes in- Zion dodge- the BOOT gets Ginny and sends her off the apron.  Zion rolls Ellis up… 1…2… NO Kick out by Ellis again.  Zion sets up for the Tough Love… BOOM.  Ellis down.  Zion goes for the Love Handle Lock- REVERSAL- ROLL UP!  1… 2… THREE!

WINNER AND STILL MVW MEN’S CHAMPION: Adam Ellis

Hall’s Comments:
-How did Adam Ellis pull that out?  Darin Zion used his experience and dominated most of this match.
-As Zion floated over, Ellis somehow rolled and got Zion on his back… shoulders down.
-Zion’s going to rue not being able to put Ellis away.  Multiple chances to pull this one out.
-Adam Ellis still has a lot to learn.  His inexperience nearly cost him the match but somehow he got the pinfall for the win.

Before Keels hands Ellis the title belt- ZION ATTACKS HIM! Zion slaps on the Love Handle Lock.

Vickie Hall’s AMAZING LIFE PARTNER Jonathan-Christopher Hall shows up.  They tackle Ginny Van Lear and stomp away on her outside the ring while declaring their undying love to each other.

Zion cinches back on the submission hold and Ellis is just about out.

“Dirty Deed Done Dirt Cheap” by AC/DC plays.

*PIX: John Sektor

IT’S JOHN SEKTOR!

Cue crowd pop.  Sektor bores a hole through Zion with his glare.

The Halls run to the back.

Sektor to the ring. Darin rolls off Ellis and gets out of the ring before the Gold Standard of HOW can get his hands on him.

Sektor then tends to Ellis.

BACK LIVE IN DES MOINES
Thunderbolt wraps up the Ellis-Zion match and then makes the announcement…

Thunderbolt Smith: Adam Ellis has signed with PRIME Wrestling.  Ginny Van Lear will be going with him. Ray McAvay will come out later on in the show to review what will happen next.

Then Thunderbolt turns his focus towards tonight’s matches.  ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall previews all three.

MEN’S TAG TEAM #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: #1 The Kentucky Redneck Mafia (Cletus T. Johnson/Enos T. Johnson) vs. #2 The Kardoucheian Empire (Koley Kardoucheian/Kourtney Kardoucheian)

Hall’s Preview:
-These two teams simply do not like each other.
-The Kentucky Redneck Mafia took a big hit today when Ginny Van Lear departed to go to PRIME with her husband Adam Ellis.  They’ve struggled without her in their corner.  How will they cope tonight?
-The Kardoucheians believe it is their birthright to rise to the top of the Men’s Tag Team mountain.  Tonight, they can take a step closer to doing exactly that.

WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: The Hanson Sisters (Andrea Hanson/Melissa Hanson) © vs. #1 Jill Berg Enterprises (‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan/Prisoner # 034291)

Hall’s Preview:
-Jill Berg Enterprises has pointed towards this match for a few weeks.  CEO Jill Berg feels confident that Carrigan and Prisoner #034291 can get the job done.
-The Hanson Sisters will have their hands full with both Carrigan and Prisoner #034291.  Carrigan blends skill and power while Prisoner #034291 is a beast inside the ring and very good at brawling.

WOMEN’S TITLE: Victoria McGill © vs. #1 Lisa Barbosa-Stevens of Jill Berg Enterprises

Hall’s Preview:
-Lisa Barbosa-Stevens goes for her fifth MVW Women’s Title
-Tori McGill looks to consolidate her hold on the title and prevent Jill Berg Enterprises from winning the belt from her.
-This is a battle between a young wrestler who’s just realizing her potential and a woman who’s looking to return back to the top for the fifth time and make history.

Thunderbolt says it’s time for our next match.

MATCH #2-MEN’S TAG TEAM #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: #1 The Kentucky Redneck Mafia vs. #2 The Kardoucheian Empire

“Morning” by Francis and the Lights brings out Khris Kardoucheian, followed by Koley, Kourtney, and Ken Kardoucheian.

The video screen flashes through several scenes from the Kardoucheian’s reality show ‘Krampin’ Up with the Kardoucheians.’

The Kardoucheians ham it up on the stage and pose for the fans- to a middling reaction.  Some boos.  Some cheers.  The rest… indifference.

Khris leads them down the ramp to the ring.

Then…

Robert Counts’s version of “What Do I Know?” featuring Hardy comes on and at first… no one comes out.

Then Cletus T. Johnson and Enos T. Johnson appear.  Then…

Lillie Mae

‘The Girl in Every Country Song’ Lillie Mae- former valet of the Georgia-Florida State Boundary- comes out and joins Cletus and Enos.

After a pause, Lillie Mae leads Cletus and Enos down towards ringside.

Heather Cooper is in the ring and ready for the introductions.

Kardoucheian Empire- MVW pixKhris Kardoucheian MVW Pix
The Kardoucheian Empire

Koley Kardoucheian
AGE: 27 /HT: 6′ 2″  WT: 235 / HOME: Hollywood, CA
ALIGN: Heel / STYLE: Hollywood / FIN: Tour of the Hollywood Hills (Jeff Cobb finisher)
Kourtney Kardoucheian
AGE: 23 / HT: 6′ 0″  WT: 200 / HOME: Hollywood, CA
ALIGN: Heel / STYLE: Hollywood  / FIN: Double Knee Drop (from corner turnbuckle)
MGR: Khris Kardoucheian
WITH: Ken Kardoucheian

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Kentucky Redneck Mafia

Cletus T. Johnson
AGE: 38 / HT: 6′ 3″ WT: 300 / HOME: Hueysville, KY
ALIGN: Heel / STYLE: Brawler / FIN: Kentucky Hoedown
Enos T. Johnson
AGE: 36 / HT: 6′ 1″ WT: 285 / HOME: Garrett, KY
ALIGN: Heel / STYLE: Brawler / FIN: Kentucky Hoedown
VALET: Lillie Mae ‘The Girl in Every Country Song’

Davey Keels will be the referee for this one.

Thunderbolt steps in.  We’ll have the match next after these commercial breaks.

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Next Shows: 8/21- Ruination 32 from Las Vegas, NV and 8/22- Revolution 182 from Las Vegas, NV

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Next Show: 8/22- Monday Night Massacre at Madison Square Garden in New York City, NY

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
August 19th – Show Me Center / Cape Girardeau, MO
August 19th – Five Flags Center / Dubuque, IA
August 20th – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO
August 20th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
August 21st – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
August 27th – MVW’s Six-O-Five / St. Louis, MO
August 30th – Athletics-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
September 2nd – Genesis Convention Center / Gary, IN
September 2nd – Assembly Hall / Bloomington, IN
September 3rd – MTI Center / Angola, IN
September 3rd – Ford Center / Evansville, IN
September 4th – War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN
September 10th – MVW’s Six-O-Five / St. Louis, MO
September 13th – McLeod Center / Cedar Rapids, IA

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KARDOUCHEIANS TAPED INTERVIEW WITH KELLIE BURKOWSKI
Kellie lassos Kardoucheian Empire Patriarch Khris Kardoucheian before the match.

Khris’s Comments:
-The whole, wide world is behind his sons to win this match.
-His sons are truly legitimate stars.  The Kentucky Redneck Mafia are bottom feeders.  They don’t contribute a thing to our culture.
-He predicts without Ginny Van Lear in the KRM’s corner, they can’t win.

Joined in progress…

Koley in with Enos.  Koley storms up to Enos but Enos just CLOBBERS him!  Tag to Cletus and he lifts Koley and slams him to the mat.  Cover… 1… 2… Kourtney in to break up the pin!   Enos storms back in but Kourtney gets away.  Cletus CROSSBODIES Koley down! Cover… 1… 2… NO!  Again Kourtney makes the save.  Enos in and he tosses Kourtney.  Cletus RAMS Koley into the corner turnbuckle.  Koley comes back with a right and then they brawl.   Enos and Kourtney also brawl on the floor and the fans rise up to their feet!  Cletus throws Koley down.  Koley kicks Cletus in the balls- gets up- jumps for the corner.  In comes Kourtney and shoulder blocks Cletus.  Then he RAMS Cletus in the other corner… and again… and again.  Kourtney brings him around and Ken Kardoucheian is on the top rope…. BIG ELBOW DROP.  Cletus down.  Kourtney for the cover… 1… 2… NO!  Cletus kicks out and tries to get to his corner. Kourtney gut wrenches- ELBOW BY CLETUS!  CUTTER!  Kourtney down.  Cletus makes the hot tag to Enos.  Clothesline cuts down Kourtney.  Cover… 1… 2… kickout by Kourtney.  Enos drags him to his corner and tags in Cletus.  Enos and Cletus pummel Kourtney in the corner.  Khris Kardoucheian screams at Keels from the apron.  Koley Kardoucheian in.  Enos whips Koley into Kourtney in the corner.  Cletus backs up.  he runs in and slams into Koley and Kourtney.  Cletus brings him around for a FACEBUSTER!  Cover…. 1… 2… NO!  Again Koley Kardoucheian makes the desperate save.  Cletus stomps a mud hole into Kourtney.  He pulls him up… BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX.  Cletus covers… 1… 2… NO!  Kourtney kicks out!   Koley in and decks Cletus from behind.  He KICKS at Cletus until Keels ejects him from the ring.  Kourtney rolls over to cover… 1… 2… NO! Cletus kicks out.  He rakes Kourtney’s eyes and tags out to Enos.  Kourtney also stumbles to his corner and tags in Koley Kardoucheian.  Boot to the gut by Koley.  Enos tastes a high angle back suplex and then Koley suplexes Enos again. Cover! 1… 2… Kick out. Koley tags out to Kourtney and the Kardoucheians whip Enos into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Dropkick from Kourtney. He hooks the leg : 1… 2… NO!  Shoulder up.  Kourtney for a kick- Enos sweeps the leg out from under him.  Enos with a right hand.  Kourtney then walks into a side choke slam. Cover… 1… 2… Kick out by Kourtney.  Enos tags out to Cletus and he immediately hits a fallaway slam. Cletus with a bulldog off the ropes. Kourtney ducks a clothesline and tags out to Koley Kardoucheian. Brutal forearm by Cletus followed with a swinging DDT. Cover… 1… 2… no! Kourtney makes the save.  Enos T. Johnson runs around the ring and charges into Kourtney and Ken Kardoucheian.   Koley Kardoucheian misses a clothesline when Lillie Mae trips him up and Cletus makes him pay with a BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX.  Now Cletus waits… Koley up… BOOM!  THE KENTUCKY HOEDOWN!  Cover… 1… 2… THREE!

WINNER: The Kentucky Redneck Mafia

The Kentucky Redneck Mafia once again provide their own personal glass ceiling to keep the Kardoucheian Empire from progressing any further.

Hall’s Comments:
-The Kardoucheians didn’t wrestle that bad.  The KRM just wrestled better.
-Lillie Mae tripped up Koley Kardoucheian and messed up his clothesline allowing Cletus to take advantage.
-Here we go again- The Kentucky Redneck Mafia meets The Stevens Dynasty in two weeks for the Men’s Tag Team title.

KELLIE SPEAKS WITH THE KENTUCKY REDNECK MAFIA
Kellie joins the KRM in the ring.  It’s the new girl- Lillie Mae who speaks.

Lillie Mae Speaks:
-No brainer to join the Kentucky Redneck Mafia.
-She’s ready to get behind this team and lead them to the Men’s Tag Team title.
-The Stevens Dynasty better be ready for a fight.

HANSON SISTERS-JILL BERG ENTERPRISES PREVIEW
The Hanson Sisters defeat the Pinups 4/25 in Omaha, Nebraska.
-Everyone thought the Missouri Valley Fight Club would be the ones to dethrone the Hansons.
-But when the MVFC got their shots- 5/23 in Terre Haute, IN, 6/26 at Wrestling Night in America in Kansas City- they were denied by the Hanson Sisters both times.
-The MVFC tried to come back for a 3rd shot at the belts.  On 7/31 in Dodge City, KS, Jill Berg Enterprises capped a swift march up the rankings by defeating the Missouri Valley Fight Club and become the #1 contenders for the MVW Women’s Tag Team belt.
-Is this the night Jill Berg Enterprises begins to fulfill their promise to dominate the MVW women’s landscape?
-Can the Hansons continue their hold on the tag belts? 

MATCH #3-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: The Hanson Sisters (Andrea Hanson/Melissa Hanson) © vs. #1 Jill Berg Enterprises (‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan/Prisoner # 034291)

*THUMP… THUMP… THUMP-THUMP-THUMP*  The familiar entrance of Jill Berg- The CEO of Jill Berg Enterprises as she exits the dressing room with a security detail and her executive assistant Jerry and comes out from the back is heard.  But the camera at the door shows no one comes out.

The crowd murmurs a bit as the stage remains empty.

After a minute of awkward silence…

Warren Zevon’s “Hit Somebody” comes on next and Andrea and Melissa Hanson walk out from the back holding their Women’s Tag Team title belts in the air.  Coach Reg joins them and then Charissa follows.

Coach Reg motions the hockey loving Hanson Sisters with their hockey sticks, thick black horn-rimmed glasses, dressed in their retro Charlestown Chief hockey uniforms, and the Hansons make their way down the ramp AND GET AMBUSHED BY JILL BERG ENTERPRISES!

Carrigan and Prisoner #034291 blast Andrea and Melissa Hanson in the back with chairs.

Women’s Heartland Champion Tessa Martin boots Charissa Hanson in the gut and hits a Pizza Cutter on her.

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens clobbers Coach Reg from behind.  Spins her around.  Boot to the gut.  TOXIC STING!

Carrigan with Andrea Hanson… CANADIAN DESTROYER ON THE FLOOR!

Prisoner #034291 with Melissa Hanson… TWO HANDED CHOKESLAM TO THE FLOOR!

Satisfied with the carnage they’ve left behind, Berg motions to Prisoner #034291 to bring Melissa Hanson to the ring so the match can begin.

Thunderbolt steps in.  He thinks we’ll have a match right after these commercial messages… maybe.

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
August 19th – Show Me Center / Cape Girardeau, MO
August 19th – Five Flags Center / Dubuque, IA
August 20th – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO
August 20th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
August 21st – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
August 27th – MVW’s Six-O-Five / St. Louis, MO
August 30th – Athletics-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
September 2nd – Genesis Convention Center / Gary, IN
September 2nd – Assembly Hall / Bloomington, IN
September 3rd – MTI Center / Angola, IN
September 3rd – Ford Center / Evansville, IN
September 4th – War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN
September 10th – MVW’s Six-O-Five / St. Louis, MO
September 13th – McLeod Center / Cedar Rapids, IA

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Back from break, Jill Berg is in Billy Hawkins’s face demanding that he call for the bell to start the match.

Melissa Hanson is in her corner and can barely stand up.

Hawkins reluctantly calls for the bell and the match begins.

Carrigan and Prisoner #034291
Jill Berg Enterprises

Prisoner #034291 
AGE: 44 / HT: 6’3″ WT: 185 / HOME: Des Moines, IA
ALIGN: Heel / STYLE: Monster / FIN: Two-Handed Choke Slam
Sheline Carrigan ‘The Canadian Cyborg’
AGE: 26 / HT: 6’0″ WT: 145 / HOME:  Vilbank, SK
ALIGN: Heel / STYLE: Power-Technical / FIN: Canadian Destroyer
CEO: Jill Berg

Hanson Sisters Tag Team-MVW
The Hanson Sisters

Andrea Hanson
AGE: 27 / HT: 5′ 11″ WT: 160 / HOME: Red Lake, MN
ALIGN: Tweener / STYLE: Brawler-Goon / FIN: High Stick
Melissa Hanson
AGE: 28 / HT: 6′ 0″ WT: 164 / HOME: Red Lake, MN
ALIGN: Tweener / STYLE: Brawler-Goon / FIN: CHECK!-mate
MANAGER: Coach Reg
WITH: Charissa Hanson

Prisoner #034291 to start.  She goes right over to Melissa Hanson and drags her to the middle of the ring.  Two hands to the throat.  Lift… BLOCK FROM BEHIND BY ANDREA HANSON!  She stops Prisoner #034291 for the moment and gets tossed through the ropes to the floor.  Again, two hands to the throat… lift… CHARISSA HANSON FROM BEHIND.  Prisoner #034291 throws her out of the ring too.  Here comes Coach Reg *SMACK*  Jill Berg connects with a spinning heel kick and knocks out Coach Reg cold.  Two hands on the throat by Prisoner #034291.  Lift.  TWO HANDED CHOKE SLAM!  COVER… 1… 2… THREE!  NEW CHAMPIONS!

WINNERS AND *NEW* MVW WOMEN’S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Jill Berg Enterprises

Carrigan grabs Andrea Hanson… CANADIAN DESTROYER ON THE FLOOR… AGAIN.  She’s out.  Charissa Hanson is out.  Coach Reg is out on the floor as well.

Big celebration in the ring by Jill Berg Enterprises after Hawkins hands Carrigan and Prisoner #034291 the women’s tag team belts.

Then…

Ray McAvay and Stacee Perry

RAY McAVAY SPEAKS
Accompanied by his wife, West Texas Adult Entertainment Legend ‘Dark’ aka Stacee Perry, Ray congratulates CEO Jill Berg and Jill Berg Enterprises on winning the tag belts.  Then…

Ray McAvay: “You got away with one tonight.  There’s not going to be a second one.  Jill Berg Enterprises are BANNED from tonight’s Women’s Title match and required to stay in their dressing rooms. If I see anyone come to ringside, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens will be immediately disqualified.”

Jill Berg is furious.  Lisa Barbosa-Stevens is furious.

McAvay says Tori McGill will get a fair match against Lisa Barbosa-Stevens tonight without having to worry about JBE doing the same thing to her that they did to the Hanson Sisters tonight.

With that, MVW security comes out and escorts JBE to the back.

Once that bit of housekeeping is done, McAvay addresses the elephant in the room. He announces that the reports of Adam Ellis officially signing with PRIME is true and the MVW Men’s Title has been vacated.

Adam- faceGinny Van Lear update

McAvay’s Comments:
-He’s proud of Adam.  He’s worked his way up and earned this opportunity on a big stage.
-The deal he signed with PRIME will be good for him and his new wife Ginny Van Lear- who as noted earlier in the night, is joining Adam in PRIME.
-Adam really wanted to come to Des Moines tonight to properly say goodbye to the MVW fans who’ve been behind him every step of the way.
-Ellis is not here because McAvay told him to go take his new bride on the honeymoon that they had to postpone because Adam had to prepare for his title defense again Darin Zion on High Octane Wresting’s Dead or Alive pay per view show.
-Missouri Valley Wrestling wishes Adam the best of luck.  This is a big move on his part and a move he’s been wanting to make for a few months.  In the end, PRIME offered him a deal and Adam felt he couldn’t pass it up.

So with that in mind, McAvay breaks the next bit of news.

August 30th– The Athletics-Recreation Center in Valparaiso, Indiana.

MEN’S TITLE MATCH:
#1 ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. #2 John O’Reilly

And with that, McAvay exits the stage with his wife.

Thunderbolt states he’s happy for Adam Ellis.  He knew something might be up when he saw McAvay and PRIME President/CEO Lindsay Troy in deep discussion during the DOA show.

Hall’s Comments:
-It’s a loss for MVW but a big gain for PRIME… exciting times for Adam Ellis and Ginny Van Lear.
-It’s also a big opportunity for Bill Dickinson and John O’Reilly to get back to the top.  Both are former Men’s Champions.  Both desperately want to become two-time champions.
-Dickinson’s rolling with the Alabama Gang now.  O’Reilly remains with the Dark Overlords.  Should be interesting to see how both groups interact in the next two weeks.

RECAP OF THE SHOW
Thunderbolt and Hall do a quick recap of tonight’s show so far:
-MVW Men’s Champion Adam Ellis retains the title after defeating ‘REAL LOVE’ Darin Zion Sunday night at HOW’s Dead or Alive PPV
-The Kentucky Redneck Mafia have a new valet- Lillie Mae- and then defeat the Kardoucheian Empire to win a Men’s Tag Team Division #1 Contender’s Match- they will face The Stevens Dynasty in two weeks for the title.
-Jill Berg Enterprises (‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan and Prisoner #034291) destroy the Hanson Sisters to win the MVW Women’s Tag Team Title after JBE attack the Hansons before the match.
-MVW Owner Ray McAvay comes out and bans Jill Berg Enterprises from ringside for the upcoming Women’s Title between JBE’s Lisa Barbosa-Stevens and Women’s Champion Tori McGill
-McAvay confirms Men’s Champion Adam Ellis has signed with PRIME Wrestling and the MVW Men’s Title has been vacated. #1 ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson and #2 John O’Reilly will meet to determine the next Men’s Champion in two weeks in Valparaiso, Indiana.

Main event next… for the MVW Women’s title.

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The E-Fed Podcast with Mikey Unlikely

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
August 19th – Show Me Center / Cape Girardeau, MO
August 19th – Five Flags Center / Dubuque, IA
August 20th – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO
August 20th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
August 21st – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
August 27th – MVW’s Six-O-Five / St. Louis, MO
August 30th – Athletics-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
September 2nd – Genesis Convention Center / Gary, IN
September 2nd – Assembly Hall / Bloomington, IN
September 3rd – MTI Center / Angola, IN
September 3rd – Ford Center / Evansville, IN
September 4th – War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN
September 10th – MVW’s Six-O-Five / St. Louis, MO
September 13th – McLeod Center / Cedar Rapids, IA

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Here we go…

MAIN EVENT-WOMEN’S TITLE: Victoria McGill © vs. #1 Lisa Barbosa-Stevens of Jill Berg Enterprises

“What Have You Done Now?” by Within Temptation comes on next and that brings out Lisa Barbosa-Stevens.  She walks out on stage.

Lisa poses on stage for a couple seconds and then takes a brisk walk down the ramp.

Then…

“Twisted Ambition” by Samantha Fish comes on.  Victoria McGill slowly walks out on the stage with the Women’s title belt slung over her shoulder.

Tori poses on the stage. Then she makes her way down to the ring.

Heather Cooper introduces both women before the match starts.

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens updated
Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
AGE: ** / HT 6’0″ WT: 130 / HOME: Houston, TX
ALIGN: Face / STYLE: All Around / FIN: Toxic Sting

Tori McGill
Victoria McGill
AGE: 25 / HT: 6’ 2″ WT: 140 / HOME: Killeen, TX
ALIGN: Face / STYLE: Power / FIN: Gutwrench Facebuster

Corrina Romanov will be the referee.

Thunderbolt reminds everyone that Jill Berg Enterprises are banned from ringside.  Any interference of any sort will result in the disqualification of Barbosa-Stevens.

The bell sounds and we’re under way.  Lisa immediately starts trash talking Tori.  Tori returns in kind.  Both women now face to face. Who will make the first move.  *SLAP*  Barbosa-Stevens with an open handed slap to McGill’s face.  Tori fires a right hand- Lisa sidesteps and then hiptosses McGill.  Roll up by Lisa. 1… 2- Kickout by McGill.  Lisa whips Tori into the corner.  She runs in… running elbow- misses.  Tori ducked under.  Barbosa-Stevens walks into a chop.  BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX.  McGill covers… 1… 2… kick out by Lisa.  McGill lifts Barbosa-Stevens up… released tiger suplex.  Cover…: 1… 2…-shoulder up. Tori now for a vertical suplex… she waits… waits… waits… BOOM.  Lisa to the canvas. Cover… 1… 2… NO!  Lisa kicks out.  Tori whips her to the ropes- Barbosa-Stevens ducks a clothesline attempt.  Lisa turns it around- running dropkick into the corner. RUNNING ELBOW IN THE CORNER.  McGill falls. Cover… 1… 2… No.  Tori kicks out.  Barbosa-Stevens with an enziguri- Tori ducks and rolls her up…! 1… 2… Kick out at the last second!  Flying dropkick to Lisa.  Arm drag by Tori.  Fireman’s carry… FIREMAN’S CARRY SLAM! Tori covers… 1… 2… NO!  Lisa kicks out.  Running clothesline from Victoria.  McGill with another Vertical Suplex.  Lisa with a wild right hand.  Tori steps in… BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX.  McGill with a gutwrench hold… GUTWRENCH FACEBUSTER! 1… 2… THREE!

WINNER AND *STILL* MVW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Victoria McGill

Tori barely gets the title belt back from Corrina Romanov when Jill Berg leads JBE down to the ring now that the match is over.

Carrigan in first.  Tori smacks her with a right hand.  Tessa Martin next.  Tori with a boot followed by a right hand.  Prisoner #034291 from behind.  Full Nelson to McGill and Carrigan and Tess start in with right hands and kicks.

There’s a roar.  Out of the crowd comes…

Hanson Sisters Tag Team-MVWCharissa Hanson-MVW

Andrea, Charissa, and Melissa Hanson with Coach Reg, bruised, battered, and pissed charge the ring.

Andrea tackles Tess and starts assaulting her with rights and lefts.

Charissa boots Carrigan low.  Swinging neckbreaker takes her down followed by rights and lefts to Carrigan.

Melissa goes low to Prisoner #034291. Side headlock… DELIBERATE CHOKEHOLD!  Jill Berg in the ring- BOOM- she gets clocked by Coach Reg

Thunderbolt wraps it up as the brawl continues and the show comes to an end.

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The full results from last night’s Des Moines, Iowa house show.

August 16th – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
#2 vs. #3 WOMEN’S TAG TEAM DIVISION: #3 The Rose Warriors defeated #2 The Missouri Valley Fight Club
-Another disappointing defeat for the MVFC.  Big night for Geena the Warrior Princess and Eliza Rose and they swap places with the former four-time Women’s tag team champions.

#2 vs. #3 WOMEN’S DIVISION: #3 Debbie the Destroyer defeated #2 Shizuko Yamazaki
-Too much Debbie the Destroyer tonight.  She powers past the former Women’s champion and jumps her in the rankings to #2,

WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: Tessa Martin of Jill Berg Enterprises © defeated #1 Kirsten Canfield-The Wichita Wonder and Tess have a nice little donnybrook but the champion comes through with the Pizza Cutter for the win.

MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: #1 Ricky Stevens defeated ‘Big Don’ Dickinson ©
-Stevens regains the Men’s Heartland with a little assist from Cary Stevens and the Stevens Dynasty.  There’s a full blown brawl between the Stevens and The Alabama Gang after the match.

MEN’S TAG TEAM #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: #1 The Kentucky Redneck Mafia defeated #2 The Kardoucheian Empire
-With Lillie Mae now in the KRM’s corner, Cletus and Enos dispatch the Hollywood Reality Stars to earn another title shot.

#2 John O’Reilly defeated J.J. Bittinger
-Very competitive match.  Bittinger thrived when he kept O’Reilly grounded.  O’Reilly won when he popped Bittinger with the Cannonball Right Hand.  O’Reilly will now face ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson in two weeks for the vacated MVW Men’s Title.

NON-TITLE: Men’s Tag Team Champions The Stevens Dynasty vs. Main Street USA
-Bo and George make quick work of Main Street USA in this non-title match.

WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: #1 Jill Berg Enterprises (Sheline Carrigan/Prisoner #034291) defeated The Hanson Sisters (Andrea and Melissa Hanson) ©
-JBE attacked the Hansons on the ramp before the match. Carrigan and Prisoner #034291 finished off what was left of the Hansons to give Jill Berg Enterprises the Women’s Tag Team Title.

#1 ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeated Captain Jack
-Dickinson made a statement with a decisive win.  He and John O’Reilly vie for the Men’s Title in two weeks.

WOMEN’S TITLE: Victoria McGill © defeated #1 Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-With Jill Berg Enterprises banned from ringside after they attacked the Hansons earlier, Tori takes control late in the match to retain the title.

Missouri Valley Wrestling Des Moines, Iowa House Show Full Results
-#2 vs. #3 WOMEN’S TAG TEAM DIVISION: #3 The Rose Warriors d. #2 The Missouri Valley Fight Club
-#2 vs. #3 WOMEN’S DIVISION: #3 Debbie the Destroyer d. #2 Shizuko Yamazaki
-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: Tessa Martin © d. #1 Kirsten Canfield
-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: #1 Ricky Stevens d. ‘Big Don’ Dickinson ©
-MEN’S TAG TEAM #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: #1 The Kentucky Redneck Mafia d. #2 The Kardoucheian Empire
-MEN’S #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: #2 John O’Reilly d. J.J. Bittinger
-NON-TITLE: Men’s Tag Team Champions The Stevens Dynasty d. Main Street
-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: #1 Jill Berg Enterprises d. The Hanson Sisters ©
-NON-TITLE: #1 ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson d. Captain Jack
-WOMEN’S TITLE: Victoria McGill © d. #1 Lisa Barbosa-Stevens

 

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
August 19th – Show Me Center / Cape Girardeau, MO
-#4 vs. #5-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND: #4 Libertie Bell vs. #5 Lauren Wade
-#4 vs. #5-MEN’S HEARTLAND:  #4 Stan vs. #5 Scott Stevens
-#3 vs. #4-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND: #3 Ninja Kitty vs. #4 TBD
-#3 vs. #4-MEN’S HEARTLAND: #3 Average Joe vs. #4 TBD

August 19th – Five Flags Center / Dubuque, IA
WOMEN’S TAG TEAM: LATX vs. Laney Harrison/McLean Oswald
-MEN’S: Ken Kardoucheian vs. Cale McPherson
-WOMEN’S: ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot vs. Angelica Dugan
-#4 vs. #5 WOMEN’S TAG TEAM: #4 The Pinups vs. #5 TBD
-#3 vs. #4 WOMEN’S DIVISION: #3 Debbie the Destroyer vs. #4 TBD

August 20th – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO
#2 vs. #3 WOMEN’S HEARTLAND: #2 ‘Precious’ Patty McBride v. #3 TBD
-#2 vs. #3 MEN’S HEARTLAND: #2 
‘Rock Star’ Robbie Marrs vs. #3 TBD
August 20th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM: Bethany Stewart/Shelley Briscoe vs. Svetlana Kovaleski/Kay Daniels
-MEN’S: Corey Beckett vs. Buckshot Henderson
-WOMEN’S: Francine Worrell vs. Eva Perrin
-WINNER-#5 MEN’S TAG TEAM DIV: #5 The Dark Overlords of Wrestling vs. The Alabama Gang
-WINNER #4 MEN’S DIVISION: #4 J.J. Bittinger vs ‘Big Don’ Dickinson
-#3 vs. #4 WOMEN’S TAG TEAM: #3 The Rose Warriors vs. #4 TBD
-#2 vs. #3 WOMEN’S DIVISION: #2 Shizuko Yamazaki vs. #3 TBD

August 21st – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM: TBD vs. TBD
-MEN’S: TBD vs. TBD
-WOMEN’S: TBD vs. TBD
-#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND: #1 Kirsten Canfield vs. #2 TBD
-#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-MEN’S HEARTLAND: #1 ‘Big Don’ Dickinson/J.J. Bittinger vs. #2 TBD
-#2 vs. #3 WOMEN’S TAG TEAM: #2 Missouri Valley Fight Club vs. #3 TBD

August 27th – MVW’s Six-O-Five / St. Louis, MO
-WINNER-#5 WOMEN’S HEARTLAND DIV: #5 TBD vs. TBD
-WINNER-#5 MEN’S HEARTLAND DIV: #5 TBD vs. TBD

August 30th – Athletics-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
-#2 vs. #3 MEN’S TAG TEAM DIVISION: #2 The Kardoucheian Empire vs. #3 Main Street USA
-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin © vs. #1 TBD
-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: Ricky Stevens © vs. #1 TBD
-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: #1 The Hanson Sisters vs. TBD
-WOMEN’S #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: #1 Lisa Barbosa-Stevens vs. TBD
-NON-TITLE: Women’s Tag Team Champions
-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: The Stevens Dynasty © vs. The Kentucky Redneck Mafia
-NON-TITLE: Women’s Champion
-MEN’S TITLE: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. John O’Reilly
September 2nd – Genesis Convention Center / Gary, IN
September 2nd – Assembly Hall / Bloomington, IN
September 3rd – MTI Center / Angola, IN
September 3rd – Ford Center / Evansville, IN
September 4th – War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN
September 10th – MVW’s Six-O-Five / St. Louis, MO
September 13th – McLeod Center / Cedar Rapids, IA
September 16th – Cheyenne County Community Center / Sidney, NE
September 16th – Vadalabene Center / Edwardsville, IL
September 17th –  York High School Gymnasium / York, NE
September 17th – Redbird Arena / Peoria, IL
September 18th – North Platte High School Gym / North Platte, NE
September 24th – MVW’s Six-O-Five / St. Louis, MO
September 25th – Heartland PPV- Indiana Farmers Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN

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