by J.D.
-TV Results for the Week
-Rankings/News
-Upcoming House Shows
Tuesday on Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv:
-MVW Owner Ray McAvay is not happy about the attack on Adam Ellis last week. Cary Stevens is not happy about the Alabama Gang putting George Stevens through a table. The Alabama Gang tells Stevens they started this and they will finish it.
-MATCH #1: #5 The Pinups (Sabrina James/Alicia Rowe) defeated LATX (Racquel Ramirez/Christina Garcia) to stay in the Women’s Tag Team Division
-Kellie Burkowski interviews Captain Jack and Elizabeth Swayne. He learned from the Xander Azula match and no matter how difficult the challenge, he always prevails.
-Kellie then interviews Ricky Stevens about his ‘quiet’ rise up the rankings. He says Captain Jack will find out how lethal a spider’s bite it tonight.
-MATCH #2: #2 Captain Jack defeated #3 Ricky Stevens in a #2 vs. #3 match in the Men’s Division.
-Women’s Tag Team Title Vignette featuring Jill Berg Enterprises © and The Missouri Valley Fight Club
-Preview- Yosemite Samantha-Kirsten Canfield match.
-MATCH #3: Kirsten Canfield defeated #4 Yosemite Samantha- Canfield is promoted to the Women’s Division and Yosemite Samantha drops to the Women’s Heartland Division.
-Jill Berg Enterprises Promo. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens promises she won’t let this opportunity to defeat Victoria McGill slip through her fingers. Jill Berg says The Missouri Valley Fight Club will pay the piper for interfering in one of their matches last week.
-Kellie interviews J.J. Bittinger before his match tonight. Bittinger has had some bad luck but he’s going to keep on going.
-Kellie interviews the Missouri Valley Fight Club. They aren’t afraid of Jill Berg Enterprises and they are the experts in making tag team ‘pay the piper.’
-MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE: Men’s Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeated J.J. Bittinger
This Week on MVW’s syndicated Lock and Loaded show
-MVW Owner Ray McAvay is not happy about the attack on Adam Ellis last week. Cary Stevens is not happy about the Alabama Gang putting George Stevens through a table. The Alabama Gang tells Stevens they started this and they will finish it.
-MATCH #1: The Alabama Gang (Mark Hendry/R.G. Jenkins) defeated Surf Bro Express (Bradlee Nelson and Bowie Abrams)
-Jill Berg Enterprises Promo. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens promises she won’t let this opportunity to defeat Victoria McGill slip through her fingers. Jill Berg says The Missouri Valley Fight Club will pay the piper for interfering in one of their matches last week.
-MATCH #2/NON-TITLE: Women’s Tag Team Champions Jill Berg Enterprises (Sheline Carrigan/Prisoner #034291) defeated The Hanson Sisters (Andrea and Melissa)
-Kellie Burkowski interviews the Kardoucheian Empire. Khris Kardoucheian states Main Street aren’t stars; the Kardooucheians are. They should win.
-MATCH #3: #2 Main Street USA (Mac Sherrill/Jake Ralston) defeated #3 The Kardoucheian Empire (Koley and Kourtney)
-Kellie interviews Tori McGill before her match. She’s heard Lisa Barbosa-Stevens talk. She’s more interested in seeing how Lisa wrestles. No one can touch Tori right now… no one.
-MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE: Women’s Champion Victoria McGill defeated Ninja Kitty
Missouri Valley Wrestling Rankings as of September 5th:
MEN’S SINGLES
MVW Champion: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (The Alabama Gang)
#1 Contender: John O’Reilly (Dark Overlords)
Contenders
2. Captain Jack
3. Ricky Stevens (Stevens Dynasty)
4. J.J. Bittinger
Ricky Stevens defeated J.J. Bittinger in a #3 vs. #4 match on Friday night. Saturday night Captain Jack knocked off Stevens to hold on to his #2 ranking. That sets up Captain Jack versus John O’Reilly next Tuesday in a #1 contender’s match at MVW’s Cedar Rapids, Iowa house show.
J.J. Bittinger will face either Scott Stevens or ‘Big Don’ Dickinson in Normal, Illinois on September 17th.
Heartland Champion: ‘Big Don’ Dickinson (The Alabama Gang)
#1 Contender: ‘The Demi-God of HOW’ Scott Stevens (Stevens Dynasty)
Contenders
#2- Ken Kardoucheian (Kardoucheian Empire)
#3- ‘Rock Star’ Robbie Marrs
#4- Average Joe (Main Street USA)
#5- Stan (Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja)
Big week for Ken Kardoucheian moving up from #5 all the way to #2 with wins over Stan, Average Joe, and ‘Rock Star’ Robbie Marrs who all slip back one spot in the rankings. Scott Stevens ended Kardoucheian’s run and he will go on to face Men’s Heartland Champion ‘Big Don’ Dickinson next Tuesday night.
Non Division:
‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-6.1
“Bergman’s Barn Men’s Champion” Cale McPherson
Corey Beckett
Buckshot Henderson
Bergman’s Barn champion Cale McPherson upset Buckshot Henderson to become the first Bergman’s Barn champion to win a regular MVW match.
Ultratron-6.1 returned to MVW and picked up wins over Corey Beckett and McPherson to set himself up for a Saturday showdown against Stan for the #5 ranking in the Men’s Heartland Division.
MEN’S TAG TEAM
Tag Team Champions: The Stevens Dynasty (Bo and George Stevens)
#1 Contender- Kentucky Redneck Mafia (Cletus T. Johnson and Enos T. Johnson)
Contenders
2. Main Street USA (Mac Sherrill/Jake Ralston)
3. The Kardoucheian Empire (Koley and Khourtney)
4. Dark Overlords of Wrestling: (‘Not Just Unbearable…Not Just Intolerable…He is…’ Justin Sufferable and ‘The Raconteur of Road Rage’ Triple R)
5. Beer Bellied Softball Playin’ Ninja (Tiny and Hank)
The Dark Overlords move off the bottom of the Men’s Tag Team Top 5 contender rankings after defeating the Beer Bellied Softball Playin’ Ninja. But the D.O.W. came up short against the Kardoucheian Empire in the #3 vs. #4 match. The Kardoucheians lose the #2 vs. #3 match against Main Street USA so the net result is only one change in the top five from last week.
The Kentucky Redneck Mafia face Main Street USA on Tuesday in a #1 contender’s match. The Beer Bellied Softball Ninja will be in a promotion/relegation match on September 17th against The Alabama Gang.
Non Division:
The Alabama Gang (R.G. Jenkins/Mark Hendry)
Surf Express Bro (Bradlee Nelson and Bowie Abrams)
The Buffet Club (Couch Potato and The Order Taker)
“Bergman’s Barn Men’s Tag Team Champion”
The Alabama Gang had little trouble with the Bookworms. Surf Express Bro did give Hendry and Jenkins some trouble but the Alabama Gang made sure they sealed the deal to got the win.
WOMEN’S SINGLES
Women’s Champion: Victoria McGill
#1 Contender: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens (Jill Berg Enterprises)
Contenders
2. Debbie the Destroyer
3. ‘The Shadow Warrior’ Shizuko Yamazaki
4. Kirsten Canfield
Kirsten Canfield defeated Yosemite Samantha in a promotion/relegation match and won her way back to the Women’s Division.
Next Tuesday in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, it’s Women’s Champion Victoria McGill defending her MVW Women’s Title against Jill Berg Enterprises’ Lisa Barbosa-Stevens. Also in action, Debbie the Destroyer takes on Shizuko Yamazaki in a #2 vs. #3 match.
Women’s Heartland Champion: ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (Jill Berg Enterprises)
#1 Contender: Yosemite Samantha
Contenders
#2- Libertie Bell
#3- Lauren “The Athlete” Wade
#4- ‘Precious’ Patty McBride
#5- Ninja Kitty
Much like Ken Kardoucheian, Libertie Bell had a bumper weekend picking up wins over Ninja Kitty, ‘Precious’ Patty McBride, and Lauren Wade before running into the “The roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest cowgirl who ever crossed the Rio Grande” Yosemite Samantha one night after dropping down from the Women’s Division. Wade, McBride, and Ninja Kitty all fall one spot down.
Ninja Kitty will have to wrestle on Saturday against Eva Perrin to remain in the Women’s Heartland Division
Non Division:
Eva Perrin
‘Queen of Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
Francine Worrell
“Bergman’s Barn Women’s Champion”
Eva Perrin wiped out Lani Harlot and thus, wiped out, the awful result she had against Harlot two weeks before. Perrin can return to the Women’s Heartland Division this Saturday with a win over Ninja Kitty.
WOMEN’S TAG TEAM
Women’s Tag Team Champions: Jill Berg Enterprises (Sheline Carrigan and Prisoner #034291)
#1 Contender: Missouri Valley Fight Club: (Carrieanne McDermott and Harley Davisson)
Contenders
2. The Hanson Sisters (Andrea and Melissa)
3. The Rose Warriors: (Geena the Warrior Princess and Eliza Rose)
4. Working Girls (C.J. Lewis and ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris)
5. The Pinups: (Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe)
Next Tuesday in Cedar Rapids, it’s Jill Berg Enterprises defending their tag titles against the Missouri Valley Fight Club in what should be a war. Also on Tuesday, #2 The Hanson Sisters vs. #3 The Rose Warriors in a #2 vs. #3 match.
Non-Division:
LATX (Raquel Ramirez/Christina Garcia)
Bethany Stewart and Shelley Briscoe
Svetlana Kovaleski and Kay Daniels
*Bergman’s Barn Women’s Tag Team Champion*
LATX made it through but could not prevail against The Pinups to jump into the Women’s Tag Team Division.
COMING UP:
September 10th – MVW’s Six-O-Five / St. Louis, MO
-WINNER-#5 WOMEN’S HEARTLAND DIV: #5 Ninja Kitty vs. Eva Perrin
-WINNER-#5 MEN’S HEARTLAND DIV: #5 Stan vs. Ultratron-6.1
September 13th – McLeod Center / Cedar Rapids, IA
-#2 vs. #3 WOMEN’S TAG TEAM DIVISION: #2 The Hanson Sisters vs. #3 The Rose Warriors
-#2 vs. #3 WOMEN’S DIVISION: #2 Debbie the Destroyer vs. #3 Shizuko Yamazaki
-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: Tessa Martin © vs. #1 Yosemite Samantha
-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: ‘Big Don’ Dickinson © vs. #1 Scott Stevens
-MEN’S TAG TEAM #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: #1 The Kentucky Redneck Mafia vs. #2 Main Street USA
-MEN’S #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: #1 John O’Reilly vs. #2 Captain Jack
-NON-TITLE: Men’s Tag Team Champions The Stevens Dynasty vs. The Kardoucheian Empire
-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: Jill Berg Enterprises © vs. #1 Missouri Valley Fight Club
-NON-TITLE: Men’s Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. Ricky Stevens
-WOMEN’S TITLE: Victoria McGill © vs. #1 Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
September 16th – Cheyenne County Community Center / Sidney, NE
September 16th – Vadalabene Center / Edwardsville, IL
September 17th – York High School Gymnasium / York, NE
September 17th – Redbird Arena / Normal, IL
September 18th – North Platte High School Gym / North Platte, NE
September 24th – MVW’s Six-O-Five / St. Louis, MO
September 25th – Heartland PPV- Indiana Farmers Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN
**December 18th – Evening of Champions – Wintrust Arena / Chicago, IL**