Results of MVW’s Heartland Pay-Per-View Show on September 25th, 2022:
-GRUDGE REMATCH: ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot defeated Eva Perrin
-#2 vs. #3 WOMEN’S TAG TEAM: #2 The Hanson Sisters (Andrea and Melissa Hanson) defeated #3 The Working Girls (C.J. Lewis/’Queen Cool’ Leah Iris)
-SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH FOR THE HOTv TAG TEAM TITLE-MATCH #3 IN A BEST OF 5 SERIES (The Egg Bandits lead 2-0): The Highwaymen (Joe Bergman/Steve Solex) © defeated The Egg Bandits (Bobby Dean/Doozer
-#2 vs. #3 WOMEN’S DIVISION: #3 Kirsten Canfield defeated #2 Shizuko Yamazaki
-#2 vs. #3 MEN’S TAG TEAM: #3 The Kardoucheian Empire (Koley and Kourtney) defeated #2 Main Street USA (Mac Sherrill/Jake Ralston)
-#2 vs. #3 MEN’S DIVISION: #2 John O’Reilly defeated #3 Ricky Stevens.
-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin © defeated Yosemite Samantha
-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: ‘The Demi-God of HOW’ Scott Stevens © vs. J.J. Bittinger
-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: Jill Berg Enterprises (‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan/Prisoner #034291) © defeated The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott)
-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: The Stevens Dynasty (Bo and George) © defeated The Kentucky Redneck Mafia (Cletus T. Johnson/Enos T. Johnson)
-WOMEN’S TITLE: Victoria McGill © defeated Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-MEN’S TITLE ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson © defeated Captain Jack
Cue the pyro…
Missouri Valley Wrestling
Wrestling Night in the Heartland
Terre Haute, IN
Tuesday October 11th, 2022
Announcers: Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall
Backstage Interviewer: Kellie Burkowski
Ring Announcer: Heather Cooper
Kelli Burkowski, Heather Cooper, ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall, and Thunderbolt Smith
Thunderbolt welcomes everyone to Wrestling Night in the Heartland from the Hulman Center in Terre Haute, Indiana.
A quick sweep of the camera confirms a good crowd is on hand tonight.
Thunderbolt and Hall discuss their ‘5 big moments’ from the Heartland Pay-Per-View.
Thunderbolt’s 5 Moments:
-Victoria McGill’s decisive win over Lisa Barbosa-Stevens to retain the Women’s Title. He also brings up the new tension that’s arisen between Barbosa-Stevens and Jill Berg Enterprises and that will be something to keep an eye on.
-The Stevens Dynasty’s win over The Kentucky Redneck Mafia in the Men’s Tag Team Title match. Enos T. Johnson was injured in the match BUT not seriously and he should not miss any time.
-Men’s Heartland Champion ‘The Demi-God of HOW’ Scott Stevens and J.J. Bittinger tearing the house down in a match that had to be taped before the PPV because Stevens had to be in Cleveland for High Octane Wrestling’s Chaos 10 show.
-Jill Berg Enterprises (Sheline Carrigan/Prisoner #034291) and the Missouri Valley Fight Club also set the house on fire with a 20-minute classic that saw JBE again successfully defend the Women’s Tag Team Title.
-The brutal way Men’s Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson casually destroyed Captain Jack in the second main event.
Hall’s 5 Moments:
-Bill Dickinson’s impressive title defense over Captain Jack.
-Victoria McGill’s equally impressive win against Lisa Barbosa-Stevens. She has become an unstoppable force and Barbosa-Stevens had no answer for her at Heartland. A disgusted Jill Berg Enterprises CEO Jill left ringside before Barbosa-Stevens got up.
-‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot gets payback on Eva Perrin. Perrin set up for The Overthrow. Harlot pulled out a chain and blasted Eva with it to get the win. Then they met again in the Carmondy Cup. Lani won with the White Trash Compactor. Perrin attacked her after the match and now Harlot is injured and unable to wrestle for some time.
-Kirsten Canfield pulling herself up by the bootstraps and getting herself back in title contention again by defeating Shizuko Yamazaki.
-Jill Berg Enterprises’ big win over the Missouri Valley Fight Club to retain the Women’s Tag belts.
So where to now? Onward to Night of Champions in December.
MATCH RUN DOWN
Hall runs down tonight’s matches:
-MEN’S TAG TEAM: #2 Main Street USA (Mac Sherrill/Jake Ralston) vs. #3 The Alabama Gang (Mark Hendry/R.G. Jenkins)-winner faces The Kentucky Redneck Mafia next week in a #1 contender’s match.
-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM: #5 The Pinups (Sabrina James/Alicia Rowe) vs. LATX (Racquel Ramirez/Christina Garcia. Promotion/relegation match. If the Pinups win, they stay in the Women’s Tag Team Division. If LATX wins, they are promoted into the division and the Pinups are relegated out.
-WOMEN’S DIVISION: #4 Debbie the Destroyer vs. Yosemite Samantha. Promotion/relegation match. If Debbie wins, she remains in the Women’s Division and Yosemite Samantha stays in the Women’s Heartland Division. If Yosemite Samantha wins, she is promoted to the Women’s Division and Debbie the Destroyer falls into the Women’s Heartland Division.
-MEN’S DIVISION: #2 John O’Reilly vs. #3 Ricky Stevens- winner faces Captain Jack in a #1 contender’s match next week.
-SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH/HOTv TAG TEAM TITLE: The Highwaymen (Joe Bergman/Steve Solex) © vs. The Egg Bandits (Cancer Jiles) Match number four in a best of five- Egg Bandits lead 2-1. Yes, this is a handicap match per Jiles’s demand. If the Highwaymen win, they tie the series up at two and the two teams will meet October 29th at HOW’s Rumble at the Rock to settle this once and for all.
VICTORIA McGILL INTERVIEW
Thunderbolt and Hall send it to Kellie Burkowski who’s in the ring with Women’s Champion Victoria McGill.
Victoria McGill’s Comments:
-She tells Kellie she had no doubt that she was going to win the match at Heartland against Lisa Barbosa-Stevens. None whatsoever.
-Tori is very pleased with how her wrestling life… and her personal life… are going. She’s wrestling at a high level and she finally has a stable partner to help her outside the ring (High Octane Wrestling’s Joe Bergman). Tori is very happy right now.
-She appreciates the fans support as well- more than she could ever express. Tori tells them she is very happy to be ‘The Face of MVW’s Women’s Division’ and hopes to be a champion for a very long time.
JILL BERG ENTERPRISES SKYBOX
Quick cut to Jill Berg Enterprises’ Corporate Meeting inside a skybox in the Hulman Center.
Women’s Heartland Champion ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin.
Women’s Tag Team Champions Sheline Carrigan and Prisoner #034291.
They talk excitedly with each other.
Also there… Lisa Barbosa-Stevens.
She doesn’t look took happy. Lisa sits with her arms crossed and doesn’t talk to anyone.
Commercial time. Then the first of five matches tonight.
10/16- Chaos 013 from the Chase Center in San Francisco, CA
10/29-ReVival 17 from the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada
MATCH #1-MEN’S TAG TEAM: #2 Main Street USA (Mac Sherrill/Jake Ralston) vs. #3 The Alabama Gang (Mark Hendry/R.G. Jenkins)
Bobby Bare’s “Tequila Sheila” plays over the sound system and Tequila Sheila emerges from the back and dances across the stage.
When Bobby Bare sings “Pour me another Tequila…”, the crowd responds with…
Tequila Sheila twirls on the stage as the music changes.
“Ordinary Average Guy” by Joe Walsh replaces Bobby Bare and Mac Sherrill and Jake Ralston come out.
After meeting up with Tequila Sheila on stage, she leads them down the ramp towards ringside.
“Sweet Home Alabama” by Lynyrd Skynyrd plays and out comes Mark Hendry and R.G. Jenkins followed by Sunny O’Callahan.
Sunny poses on the stage with a bottle of Southern Comfort in hand. Then she leads Hendry and Jenkins down to the ring.
Ring announcer Heather Cooper is there for the introductions.
Main Street USA
AGE: 33 / HT: 6’ 0” WT: 230 / HOME: Fort Dodge, KS
ALIGN: Face / STYLE: / FIN: Wheelbarrow Neckbreaker
AGE: 38 / HT: 6’ 2” WT: 224 / HOME: York, NE
ALIGN: Face / STYLE: Technical / FIN: Running Crossbody Roll Up
VALET: Tequila Sheila
The Alabama Gang
AGE: 39 / HT: 5’ 11” WT: 242 / HOME: Monroeville, AL
ALIGN: Tweener / STYLE: Brawler / FIN: The Alabama Slam
AGE: 25 / HT: 6′ 2″ WT: 230 / HOME: Enterprise, AL
ALIGN: Tweener/ STYLE: Brawler / FIN: The Alabama Slam
The referee for the match will be Ron Martin.
R.G. Jenkins to start for the Alabama Gang; Mac Sherrill for Main Street USA.
Both men come out slowly and circle. Jenkins delivers a wicked uppercut to Sherrill and whips him into the Alabama Gang’s corner. Double team work by Hendry and Jenkins. Martin starts a five count- both men back away. Hendry tags in and hits an armdrag. But Sherrill pops back up and hits an armdrag of his own. Nice series of arm drag takedowns from both men. Hendry with a right hand. Surprise rollup by Sherrill. 1… 2- Hendry kicks out. Sherrill tags in Jake Ralston and both men start throwing haymakers in the center of the ring. Both men then trash-talk before going back to more flying fists. High boot to the jaw of Hendry. Hendry then comes back with a high boot of his own. He tags in Jenkins. Jenkins takes a right hand to the temple from Sherrill. Sherrill follows with a bulldog off the ropes. Roll up… 1… 2… kick out by Jenkins. Jake Ralston tags in and Main Street USA whips Jenkins into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Face crusher from Ralston sets up an elbow drop. Cover… 1… 2… Jenkins kicks out again. Back kick by Ralston doubles Jenkins over. Jenkins pokes the eyes. Hammerlock by Jenkins and he slams Ralston head-first into the corner turnbuckle. Mark Hendry tags in and hits a spinning back kick. Back heel kick from Hendry. Hendry goes for the pin but Ralston pulls a mule kick out of nowhere and tags out to Mac Sherrill. Powerslam from Sherrill on Hendry. Sherrill then turns Hendry inside-out with a clothesline. Cover… 1… 2… kickout by Hendry. Hendry roars back with a nasty right hand and a slugfest erupts in the ring! Right hand decks Sherrill. Hendry hits a running dropkick into the corner and sends Ralston off the apron. The Alabama Gang have Mac Sherrill to themselves. DOUBLETEAM ALABAMA SLAM! COVER! 1… 2… THREE! It’s over.
WINNER: The Alabama Gang
The Alabama Gang move to #2 in the rankings. Next Tuesday in Carbondale, Illinois, The Alabama Gang will challenge The Kentucky Redneck Mafia in a #1 contender’s match. Winner gets a title shot November 1st in Chicago against the Stevens Dynasty.
Both Hendry and Jenkins get on the mic. Hendry calls out The Stevens Dynasty and informs them the Alabama Gang are coming for the Men’s Tag Team title belts. Jenkins tells Bo and George Stevens to ‘polish those belts up’ ‘cause they’re about to get new owners.
STEVENS DYNASTY INTERVIEW
Coincidentally, Kellie Burkowski just happens to be with the reigning Men’s Tag Team Champions.
Bo and George look downright homicidal as family patriarch Cary Stevens delivers their side of the story.
Cary Stevens’s Comments:
-*BLEEP* Mark Hendry and R.G. Jenkins.
-He ‘ain’t worried about no Alabama Gang comin’ for the belts’. It’s easy to run your mouth about coming for the belts. It’s a totally different thing to actually do it.
-There’s not a tag team in MVW who can beat his boys. The Stevens Dynasty won’t be losing the titles anytime soon- especially to a bunch of dumb rednecks who can’t back up their ‘tough’ talk.
MATCH #2-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM: #5 The Pinups (Sabrina James/Alicia Rowe) vs. LATX (Racquel Ramirez/Christina Garcia
“Turbulenca” by El Neon heralds the entrance of Racquel Ramirez and Christina Garcia aka… LATX.
Ramirez and Garcia come out on stage. After they pose for the fans, both women start their way down the ramp to the ring.
A sound of a camera taking a barrage of pictures is heard. Then the opening of the Duran Duran classic “Girls on Film” comes on and the video screen shows a series of ‘pinup’ photos taken of Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe.
Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe then come out and pose for the photographers. The paparazzi take a rapid-fire series of pictures and then depart allowing James and Rowe to head down to the ring.
Heather Cooper is there and ready to do the introductions.
AGE: 33 / HT: 5’ 9″ WT: 115 / HOME: Los Angeles, CA
ALIGN: Heel / STYLE: Brawler / FIN: LA Express
AGE: 32 / HT: 5’ 8″ WT: 123 / HOME: Los Angeles, CA
ALIGN: Heel / STYLE: Brawler / FIN: Beach Blast
AGE: 36 / HT: 5′ 7″ WT: 110 / HOME: Los Angeles, CA
ALIGN: Heel / STYLE: Technician / FIN: The Close Up
AGE: 40 / HT: 5′ 9″ WT: 108 / HOME: Hawthorne, CA
ALIGN: Heel / STYLE: Technician / FIN: The Close Up
If LATX wins, they are promoted to the Women’s Tag Team Division and The Pinups drop out.
If The Pinups win, they stay in the Women’s Tag Team Division and LATX stay out.
Billy Hawkins will be the referee. We’ll have the match after this commercial message.
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Match underway. Forearm to the face from James on Garcia. Face crusher and then James sets Garcia up for an elbow drop. Cover… 1… 2… kick out by Garcia. James tags in Alicia Rowe and The Pinups hook up Garcia- DOUBLE SUPLEX. Rowe covers… 1… 2… Garcia kicks out again. Rowe hits a dropkick. She tries again but Garcia blocks and DDTs Rowe. She covers… 1… 2… Rowe kicks out. Garcia tags out to Racquel Ramirez who hits a body slam on Rowe. Ramirez rolls her up… 1… 2… NO! Rowe kicks out again. LATX looking very good here tonight as Ramirez slams Rowe down. Hammerlock by Ramirez… Rowe elbows her in the face to break and hits a dropkick on Ramirez. James tags in and chops the hell out of Ramirez. Ramirez chops James back. Ramirez tags in Garcia and walks into an arm drag. Garcia up… she gets arm dragged again. James follows with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Ramirez rushes in… Rowe trips her up and rolls with her out of the ring leaving Garcia all alone. James sets… THE MONEY SHOT! James cover… 1… 2… THREE!
WINNER: The Pinups
Big win for the Pinups. They again fend off a tough challenge from up-and-coming LATX to remain in the Women’s Tag Team Division.
THE PINUPS INTERVIEW
Kellie Burkowski joins Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe in the ring.
Sabrina James’s Comments:
-Ramirez and Garcia are tough. She’s thankful that she and Alicia again were able to defeat them.
-She doesn’t think it’s out of the realm of possibility that the Pinups can make another run at the belts. That’s the plan.
Alicia Rowe’s Comments:
-No one gave them a chance at winning the belts the first time… much less twice. She feels Sabrina and her don’t get enough credit-
Ramirez and Garcia attack them from behind and shove Kellie into a corner.
LATX pummel James and Rowe but the Pinups fight their way up and now it’s a full-on brawl.
This goes on for a few more seconds until MVW Security runs down to break it up.
JILL BERG ENTERPRISES CORPORATE MEETING- PART 1
Thunderbolt and Hall cut to the skybox where CEO Jill Berg is conducting a Corporate Meeting for Jill Berg Enterprises.
Tessa Martin, Sheline Carrigan, and Prisoner #034291 are all smiles while Lisa Barbosa-Stevens continues to sit silently in her chair… arms crossed… and wishing she could be anywhere else but there at the moment.
Jill Berg’s Comments:
-Jill welcomes everyone to the meeting. The Heartland Pay-Per-View show was a success. Did they accomplish everything they set out to do? No. But strong wins in the Women’s Heartland and Women’s Tag Team Divisions mean JBE has control of two-thirds of MVW’s Women’s title belts. She says JBE is doing good but reminds everyone that there’s ALWAYS room for improvement.
-She congratulates Sheline Carrigan and Prisoner #034291’s successful Women’s Tag Team Title defense at Heartland against The Hanson Sisters. Berg the crème always rises to the top and Carrigan and Prisoner used their superior wrestling skills to subdue the obnoxious Hanson girls again.
-Jill thanks Carrigan and Prisoner #034291 for their loyalty to JBE and congratulates them again on a job well done.
MATCH #3-WINNER RANKED #4-WOMEN’S DIVISION: #4 Debbie the Destroyer vs. Yosemite Samantha
“Moth to a Flame” by Metallica roars over the public address system. The stage turns red and the video screen shows a few tumbleweeds blowing by.
Yosemite Samantha bounds out from the back.
Sporting a big ten-gallon cowboy hat and a holster complete with gun, Yosemite Samantha gives the audience the ol’ stinkeye as she marches down the ramp towards ringside.
“Destroyer of Worlds”- Ninja Tracks comes on.
The imposing Debbie the Destroyer slowly comes out from the back.
Debbie walks methodically across the stage without posing and continues down the ramp towards ringside.
Heather Cooper is in the ring and ready for the introductions.
Yosemite Samantha “The roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest cowgirl who ever crossed the Rio Grande”
AGE: 31 / HT: 5’1″ WT: 105 / HOME: Dodge City, KS
ALIGN: Heel / STYLE: Brawler-Hardcore / FIN: Shotgun Knee/Cannonball Combo
Debbie the Destroyer
AGE: 31 HT: 6’ 2″ WT: 200 / HOME: Brighton, England
ALIGN: 95% Heel / STYLE: Power / FIN: Destroyer Bomb
Billy Hawkins will be the referee.
Winner is the #4 ranked wrestler in the Women’s Division. The loser is the #1 contender in the Women’s Heartland Division.
Hawkins calls for the bell and we are underway.
Yosemite Samantha rushes forward- RUNNING KNEE LIFT. That wobbled Debbie the Destroyer. Yosemite Samantha runs the ropes… ANOTHER RUNNING KNEE LIFT! She topples over. Yosemite Samantha hooks the leg… 1… 2… NO! Debbie kicks out and angrily whips Yosemite Samantha into the corner. Debbie charges in- EATS BOOT. She drops to a seated position. Yosemite Samantha races and the ring… CANNONBALL- NO! Debbie gets out of the way. Body slam by Debbie the Destroyer. Cover… 1… 2… shoulder up. Debbie hits a standing spinebuster. Cover… 1… 2… NO! Yosemite Samantha gets a should up again and she motions to the crowd. She blocks a suplex attempt. HURRICANRANA BY YOSEMITE SAMANTHA! She covers… 1… 2- Debbie powers out. Yosemite Samantha runs the ropes- SPEAR BY DEBBIE! Cover… 1… 2… NO! Yosemite Samantha kicks out in time. Debbie the Destroyer with a spinning neckbreaker. Yosemite Samantha then gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Debbie bends down to pick her up- SURPRISE ROLL UP!… 1… 2… NO! Debbie’s in a rage now. She charges at Yosemite Samantha- DROP TOEHOLD INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! SHOTGUN KNEE BY YOSEMITE SAMANTHA! She takes off around the ring and here it comes- CANNONBALL! COVER… 1… 2… THREE!
WINNER: Yosemite Samantha
No one expected that result. Yosemite Samantha slays the giant and she returns to the Women’s Division.
Not wanting to tempt fate by being in the same ring with the pissed off Debbie the Destroyer, Yosemite Samantha beats a hasty retreat up the ramp to the back.
Uprising 32 from Goodfellas Casino Arena- Las Vegas, NV
JILL BERG ENTERPRISES CORPORATE MEETING- PART 2
Thunderbolt and Hall cut once again to the skybox where Jill Berg Enterprises are conducting their Corporate Meeting.
Tessa Martin, Sheline Carrigan, and Prisoner #034291 all watch attentively and happily.
Lisa Barbosa-Stevens stares blankly down at the fancy, corporate program that spells out the series of events that will be taking place and tries not to fall asleep.
Jill Berg’s Comments:
-She congratulates ‘Extreme Pizza ‘Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin’s successful Women’s Heartland Title defense at Heartland against Yosemite Samantha. Berg admits Yosemite Samantha is not an easy wrestler to beat but Tess rose to the occasion and got the job done.
-Jill calls Tessa a true ‘loyal’ pillar and one of the Real ‘Faces’ of Jill Berg Enterprises.
-She also says Tessa has been very loyal as well to JBE and she will reap the benefits accordingly.
MATCH #4-MEN’S DIVISION: #2 John O’Reilly vs. #3 Ricky Stevens
“All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight” by Hank Williams Jr. comes on and Ricky Stevens appears on stage with Dru Danes and Cary Stevens.
Stevens poses for the fans and then Danes leads him and Cary Stevens down the ramp.
Charlie Robison’s “John O’Reilly” comes on and former Men’s champion John O’Reilly comes out from the back. No Dark Overlords of Wrestling with him as they’ve moved elsewhere.
O’Reilly skips down the ramp to the ring.
Heather Cooper is in the ring for the introductions.
AGE: / HT: 5’ 11” WT: 185 / HOME: San Francisco, CA
ALIGN: Face / STYLE: High Flyer / FIN: Dead and Buried (X-Factor)
VALET: Dru Danes
WITH: Cary Stevens
AGE: 35 / HT: 5’ 10” WT: 200 / HOME: Atheny, Ireland
ALIGN: Face / STYLE: Brawler / FIN: Cannonball Right hand
The referee will be Ron Martin once again.
A blind charge by Stevens only gets air as O’Reilly evades. Stevens blocks a punch and counters with a spinning back kick. Now O’Reilly charges, Ricky moves and counters with a swinging neckbreaker. Springboard dropkick by Stevens. Cover… 1… 2… kick out by O’Reilly. Hurricanrana by Stevens. She goes top rope… 450 SPLASH! Cover… 1… 2… NO! O’Reilly kicks out. Knee lift by O’Reilly. Two right hands and O’Reilly runs the ropes for a flying elbow. He hooks the leg… 1… 2… no. O’Reilly with an enziguri. Cover… 1… 2… NO! Stevens flips out of an O’Reilly bodyslam attempt and hits a spinning bulldog in the corner. O’Reilly down! Cover… 1… 2… NO! Stevens off the ropes… O’Reilly counters with a jaw breaker! Right hand by O’Reilly. Right hand by O’Reilly and now Ricky Stevens can barely stand. O’Reilly loads it up… CANNONBALL RIGHT HAND! COVER… 1… 2… THREE!
WINNER: John O’Reilly
The fans cheer as O’Reilly bounces up with a fist pump. Referee Hawkins then raises his arm in victory.
JILL BERG ENTERPRISES CORPORATE MEETING- PART 3
Thunderbolt and Hall cut once again to the skybox and Jill Berg Enterprises’s Corporate Meeting.
Tessa Martin, Sheline Carrigan, and Prisoner #034291 continue to vigilantly watch CEO Jill Berg’s presentation.
Berg glances down at Lisa Barbosa-Stevens and appears to direct her next remarks in her direction.
Jill Berg’s Comments:
-She announces that JBE is looking at bringing in new talent. In fact, JBE is in direct talks with someone.
-Berg states this ‘new addition’ will ‘shake up’ the Women’s Division and bring Jill Berg Enterprises ALL the championship gold in the Women’s divisions.
Barbosa-Stevens scowls back at Jill Berg as she wraps up.
Who is the potential new JBE employee? Stay tuned.
Thunderbolt previews our main event. Match number three of the Best of Five between HOTv Tag Team Champions The Highwaymen and The Egg Bandits saw Joe Bergman and Steve Solex under the gun to pick up a win after falling behind 2-0.
(Replay: Heartland Pay-Per-View- The Highwaymen: Joe Bergman/Steve Solex © vs. The Egg Bandits: Bobby Dean/Doozer)
–Referee Davey Keels tries to restore order as Dean and Doozer stomp the hell out of Bergman.
-Fellow Highwayman Clay Byrd hops over the barricade wielding a steel-folding chair. With Keels’ trying to get Dean and Doozer away from Bergman, two chair shots take out Bobby Dean. Two chair shots take out Doozer.
-Byrd rolls Bergman onto Doozer. Keels makes the three count and the Highwaymen pick up their first win. The series is now 2-1.
(Replay: Egg Bandit Cancer Jiles’s comments)
–“Of course, they had to cheat. After all, it’s what Cowardmen do. As such, instead of me resting and preparing to steal the show at Rumble at the Rock, now, because things like integrity and sportsmanship mean nothing, I’m going to have to go on down to whatever backwoods, inbred, alligator fuck den slash backyard brothel pit they are having their next show at and finish the JOB all by myself…”
(Replay: Ray McAvay Response)
–Since Lee Best has seen fit to assign match #4 of The Highwaymen vs. The Egg Bandits best of five for the HOTv Tag Team title to MVW, I will grant Cancer Jiles his wish and ban everyone, and I do mean everyone, from ringside during the match. The only three people allowed at ringside during the match will be Cancer Jiles, Joe Bergman, and Steve Solex.
–referee Davey Keels will immediately disqualify any team who violates the above.
The stage is set and it’s time for our main event… after our final commercial break.
CARMONDY CUP MATCHES THIS WEEKEND
Friday October 14th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, Nebraska
WOMEN’S TAG TEAM 3rd ROUND
-Angels of Death (Angel Scott/Angel Casey) vs. LATX (Raquel Ramirez/Christina Garcia)
-The Working Girls (C.J. Lewis/’Queen Cool’ Leah Iris) vs. Bergman’s Barn Champions Laney Harrison and McLean Oswald
MEN’S TAG TEAM 3rd ROUND
-The Alabama Gang (R.G. Jenkins/Mark Hendry) vs. Brett and Bob Murray
-Surf Express Bro (Bradlee Nelson and Bowie Abrams) vs. Georgia-Florida State Boundary: Skyler and Bryan
WOMEN’S 5th ROUND
-Madison Carter vs. ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
-Daryn Thompson vs. Jennelle Jenkins
MEN’S 5th ROUND
-‘The Demi-God of HOW’ Scott Stevens vs. Corey Beckett
-Bracken Krueger vs. Kenichiro Yamamoto
MAIN EVENT-SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH FOR THE HOTv TAG TEAM TITLE: The Highwaymen (Joe Bergman and Steve Solex) © vs. The Egg Bandits (Cancer Jiles)- Egg Bandits leave Best of Five series 2-1
The lights dim.
The arena quiets.
A chill moves through the air…
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins “I am the Cool” explodes over the Hulman Center loudspeakers.
Cancer Jiles emerges. Shades on, hair on point, he pauses at the top of ramp and basks in the glorious affection of his precious OctaBandits.
Undeterred, Jiles walks down the ramp solo to the ring and awaits the Highwaymen.
‘Dad Vibes’ by Limp Bizket blares over the PA and ‘The Merc-Dad’ Steve Solex comes out from the back.
Solex stops atop the entrance ramp and pounds his chest twice with a white-knuckled fist before throwing his hands high up into the air.
Solex marches at a fast pace down the ramp with the look of cold-blooded killer.
Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Freebird” replaces Limp Bizket and the crowd explodes in anticipation of Joe Bergman coming out.
Except he doesn’t.
No Sunny O’Callahan either.
Referee Davey Keels gives Bergman a couple minutes and then instructs Heather Cooper to introduce the two teams.
The Egg Bandits
AGE: 37 / HT: 6’ 1” WT: 229 / HOME: Philadelphia, PA
ALIGN: Heel / STYLE: High Flyer / FIN: Terminal Cancer
AGE: 34 / HT: 6’ 0” WT: 215 / HOME: Pattin, Missouri
ALIGN: Face / STYLE: Technician / FIN: Dragon Sleeper
AGE: 39 / HT: 6’ 3” WT: 252 / HOME: Huntington Beach, CA
ALIGN: Heel / STYLE: Brawler / FIN: Clothesline from Heck
Solex looks back to the stage. There’s no sign of Joe Bergman whatsoever.
Keels calls for the bell and this match is underway. Can Cancer Jiles close out the Best of Five tonight?
Solex charges forward and Jiles immediately ducks under the ropes. BOOOOOOOOO! Jiles tells Keels to move Solex back. He does. Jiles returns. We start again. Solex rushes in. Jiles duck out again. BOOOOOOOOOOO! Jiles takes a walk around the ring and lets Solex stew. Solex climbs to the top turnbuckle and screams at Jiles to get back in the ring. Keels starts a ten count. Jiles stalls as long as possible before finally coming back into the ring at 9.9. Solex charges a third time. Jiles steps out of the ring a third time. But Solex grabs Jiles before he can jump off the apron and brings him back into the ring the hard way. Solex stomps away at Jiles. BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX BY SOLEX! Cover… 1… 2… NO! Jiles kicks out. Then…
(On the Video Screen)
–Backstage, Egg Bandits Bobby Dean and Doozer stand over an incapacitated Joe Bergman. Also laying close by is an unconscious Sunny O’Callahan…
-Victoria McGill jumps on Doozer’s back and starts raining down their right hands. Doozer flips her over and goes to stomp on her when MVW Security shows up and shoves Doozer away from the MVW Women’s Champion.
Jiles spins Solex around… COOLYMPIAN YOLK into Solex’s eyes! Blinded, Solex wanders into range of Jiles’s finisher. *SMACK* TERMINAL CANCER! Solex bends back at the knees and then falls to the mat. Jiles scrambles over for the cover. ONE… TWO… THREE!
MVW’S ring announcer Heather Cooper makes it all official.
WINNER AND *NEW* HOTv TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The Egg Bandits
Keels hands Jiles the HOTv Tag Team title belts and Bobby Dean and Doozer join him in the ring.
Egg Bandits Bobby Dean and Doozer
The Bandits celebrate and then stomp the hell out of Solex since there’s no restrictions on them being in the ring anymore.
Doozer goes out and grabs a table from underneath the ring and throws it inside the ring. Jiles sets it up in the corner and Solex is draped across the table.
The 369 pound Bobby Dean climbs up the corner turnbuckle and only makes it to the middle one. Doozer and Jiles push the table closer. Bobby flies and crushes Solex through the table.
Debris begins to flood the ring.
Bergman, Clay Byrd, and Steve Harrison rocket down the ramp toward the ring with Tori McGill.
Highwaymen Clay Byrd and Steve Harrison
The Bandits wisely make their exit and get over the rail as the show ends.
UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROADSHOWS
October 14th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
5th ROUND MEN’S/WOMEN’S SINGLES-CARMONDY CUP
-WOMEN’S: Madison Carter vs. ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
-WOMEN’S: Daryn Thompson vs. Jennelle Jenkins
-MEN’S: ‘The Demi-God of HOW’ Scott Stevens vs. Corey Beckett
-MEN’S: Bracken Krueger vs. Kenichiro Yamamoto
3rd ROUND MEN’S/WOMEN’S TAG TEAM-CARMONDY CUP
-WOMEN’S: Angels of Death vs. LATX
-WOMEN’S: The Working Girls vs. Laney Harrison and McLean Oswald
-MEN’S: The Alabama Gang vs. Brett and Bob Murray
-MEN’S: Surf Express Bros vs. Georgia-Florida State Boundary
October 15th – MVW’s Six-O-Five / St, Louis, MO
–WINNER-#5 WOMEN’S HEARTLAND DIVISION: #5 Lauren “The Athlete” Wade vs. Daryn Thompson
-WINNER-#5 MEN’S HEARTLAND DIVISION: #5 Average Joe vs. Bracken Krueger
October 18th – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL
-#2 vs. #3 MATCH-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM: #2 The Hanson Sisters vs. #3 The Working Girls
-#2 vs. #3 MATCH-WOMEN’S DIVISION: #2 Kirsten Canfield vs. #3 Shizuko Yamazaki
-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin © vs. #1 Patty McBride
-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: ‘The Demi-God of HOW’ Scott Stevens © vs. #1 J.J. Bittinger
-#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-MEN’S TAG TEAM: #1 The Kentucky Redneck Mafia vs. #2 The Alabama Gang
-#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-MEN’S DIVISION: #1 Captain Jack vs. #2 John O’Reilly
-NON-TITLE: Women’s Tag Team Champions Jill Berg Enterprises vs. TBD
-NON-TITLE: Men’s Tag Team Champions The Stevens Dynasty vs. TBD
-NON-TITLE: Women’s Champion: Victoria McGill vs. TBD
-NON-TITLE: Men’s Champion: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. TBD
October 21st – Gross Memorial Coliseum / Hays, KS
October 21st – Tony’s Pizza Events Center / Salina, KS
October 22nd – Hutchinson Sports Arena / Hutchinson, KS
October 22nd – Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
-WINNER RANKED #5-MEN’S TAG TEAM: #5 Beer Bellied Softball Playin’ Ninja vs. Surf Express Bro
-WINNER RANKED #4-MEN’S DIVISION:#4 ‘Big Don’ Dickinson vs. J.J. Bittinger/Scott Stevens
October 23rd – Cook Center / Olathe, KS
October 28th – Joplin Memorial Hall / Joplin, MO
6th ROUND MEN’S/WOMEN’S SINGLES-CARMONDY CUP
4th ROUND MEN’S/WOMEN’S TAG TEAM-CARMONDY CUP
October 29th – MVW’s Six-O-Five / St. Louis, MO
–WINNER-#5 WOMEN’S HEARTLAND DIVISION
-WINNER-#5 MEN’S HEARTLAND DIVISION
November 1st – Joseph Gentile Center / Chicago, IL
-#2 vs. #3 MATCH-MEN’S TAG TEAM: #2 TBD vs. #3 TBD
-#2 vs. #3 MATCH-MEN’S DIVISION: #2 TBD vs. #3 TBD
-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: © vs. #1 TBD
-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: © vs. #1 TBD
-#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM: #1 TBD vs. #2 TBD
-#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-WOMEN’S DIVISION: #1 TBD vs. #2 TBD
-NON-TITLE: Women’s Tag Team Champions Jill Berg Enterprises vs. TBD
-NON-TITLE: Women’s Champion: Victoria McGill vs. TBD
-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The Stevens Dynasty © vs. #1 TBD
-MEN’S TITLE MATCH: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson © vs. #1 TBD
November 4th – Helen Stephens Sports Complex / Fulton, MO
November 4th – Warren Hearnes Center / Columbia, MO
November 5th – Kenneth E. Cowan Civic Center / Lebanon, MO
November 5th – JHQ Arena Springfield, MO
November 6th – Branson Convention Center / Branson, MO
November 11th – Rock Run Convention Center / Joliet, IL
7th ROUND MEN’S/WOMEN’S SINGLES-CARMONDY CUP
5th ROUND MEN’S/WOMEN’S TAG TEAM-CARMONDY CUP
November 12th – MVW’s Six-O-Five / St. Louis, MO
November 15th – Ford Center / Evansville, IN
-#2 vs. #3 MATCH-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM: #2 TBD vs. #3 TBD
-#2 vs. #3 MATCH-WOMEN’S DIVISION: #2 TBD vs. #3 TBD
-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: © vs. #1 TBD
-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: © vs. #1 TBD
-#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-MEN’S TAG TEAM: #1 TBD vs. #2 TBD
-#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-MEN’S DIVISION: #1 TBD vs. #2 TBD
-NON-TITLE: Men’s Tag Team Champions vs. TBD
-NON-TITLE: Men’s Champion: vs. TBD
-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Jill Berg Enterprises © vs. #1 TBD
-WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH: Victoria McGill © vs. #1 TBD
**December 18th – Evening of Champions / Wintrust Arena / Chicago, IL**