by J.D.Friday March 10th, 2023
-TV Results for the Week
-Rankings/News
-Upcoming Big Weekend of House Shows
-Upcoming MVW House Shows
Saturday’s Six-O-Five Results:
-WINNER-#5 WOMEN’S HEARTLAND DIVISION: #5 “Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot defeated. Savannah Smith
-WINNER #5 MEN’S HEARTLAND DIVISION: #5 Ken Kardoucheian defeated Dave Mann
-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: Victoria McGill defeated Madison Carter
Tuesday’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland Results:
-MATCH #1: Jennifer Colton defeated Shizuko Yamazaki in a Women’s Division #1 contender’s match
-After the match, Colton is attacked by Jill Berg Enterprises. Victoria McGill runs down to make the save.
-Kellie Burkowski interviews Cary Stevens (The Stevens Dynasty)- taped earlier in the show. Stevens says his boys will prove phonies like the Alabama Gang have no business with the title belts.
-Kellie then interviews R.G. Jenkins of the Men’s Tag Team Champions- The Alabama Gang. Jenkins says the Stevens have come for war and he and Mark Hendry will oblige.
-MATCH #2-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: The Stevens Dynasty defeated The Alabama Gang © via count-out. The Alabama Gang retain the title.
-After the match, Cary Stevens lays a hand on the referee and MVW Owner Ray McAvay immediately comes out to put a stop to it.
-Kellie interviews Bracken Krueger. He knows how tough Bill Dickinson is. No quarter will be given.
-Kellie interviews Men’s Champion Bill Dickinson. He’s going to dare Krueger to beat him at his own game.
-MAIN EVENT- MEN’S TITLE: ‘Redneck Bill Dickinson © defeated Bracken Krueger to retain the title.
Thursday’s Lock and Loaded Results:
-Vignette: Surf Bro Express and The Kardoucheians
-Kellie Burkowski interviews Surf Express Bro
-MATCH #1- #2 vs. #3-MEN’S TAG TEAM DIVISION: #2 Surf Bro Express (Bowie Abrams/Bradlee Nelson) defeated #3 The Kardoucheian Empire (Koley and Kourtney Kardoucheian)
-The Kardoucheians throw a major tantrum after the match.
-Kellie interviews John O’Reilly.
-Captain Jack cuts a promo.
-MATCH #2- #2 vs. #3-MEN’S DIVISION: #3 John O’Reilly defeated #2 Captain Jack
-Video: Jill Berg Enterprises’s attack on Victoria McGill earlier in the night. Jennifer Colton makes the save.
-MATCH #3- #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM: #1 Jill Berg Enterprises (Sheline Carrigan and Prisoner #034291) defeated #2 The Rose Warriors (Geena the Warrior Princess/Eliza Rose)
-MAIN EVENT- NON-TITLE: Women’s Champion Daryn Thompson defeated Yosemite Samantha
MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING RANKINGS
As of March 4th, 2023
MEN’S SINGLES
MVW Champion: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (The Alabama Gang)
#1 Contender: Bracken Krueger
Contenders
#2- John O’Reilly
#3- Captain Jack
#4- Ricky Stevens
NEWS:
‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson came through in his latest title defense Tuesday night… this one against the fast-rising Bracken Krueger.
Also Tuesday, John O’Reilly moved to #2 in the contender rankings with his win over Captain Jack.
Tonight in Columbia , #3 Captain Jack is back in action against #4 Ricky Stevens in a #3 vs. #4 match. The winner goes on to meet #2 John O’Reilly Saturday in Springfield, Missouri.
Heartland Champion: ‘The Demi-God of HOW’ Scott Stevens (Stevens Dynasty)
#1 Contender: Buckshot Henderson
Contenders
#2- Luke Woods
#3- ‘Rock Star’ Robbie Marrs
#4- J.J. Bittinger
#5- Ken Kardoucheian (Kardoucheian Empire)
NEWS:
Ken Kardoucheian remained in the Men’s Heartland Division, holding off Dave Mann from the Non-Division and maintaining his spot.
Scott Stevens struggled a bit with Buckshot Henderson but righted the ship in time to successfully defend the Men’s Heartland title again.
Tonight, #4 J.J. Bittinger and #5 Ken Kardoucheian clash in Nevada, Missouri with the winner later on in the night taking on #3 ‘Rock Star’ Robbie Marrs. #2 Luke Woods gets the survivor on Saturday in Lebanon, Missouri and that winner travels to Fulton, Missouri on Sunday to face the #1 contender Buckshot Henderson.
Non-Division:
Dave Mann
Absolute Zero
*Bergman’s Barn Men’s Champion* Richie Park
Randy Barrington
NEWS:
It will be Dave Mann versus Randy Barrington tonight in Columbia, Missouri as Mann tries to work his way back into an opportunity to move up to the Men’s Heartland Division. The winner faces tomorrow’s victor in Lebanon, Missouri in the Absolute Zero and Richie Park match. That match will take place on Sunday in Fulton, Missouri.
MEN’S TAG TEAM
Tag Team Champions: The Alabama Gang (R.G. Jenkins/Mark Hendry)
#1 Contender- The Stevens Dynasty (Bo and George Stevens)
Contenders
#2- Surf Express Bro (Bradlee Nelson and Bowie Abrams)
#3- The Kardoucheian Empire (Koley and Kourtney)
#4- Kentucky Redneck Mafia (Cletus T. Johnson and Enos T. Johnson)
#5- The Shamrocks (Tom Flynn and Sean O’Grady)
NEWS:
In a controversial end to the Alabama Gang-The Stevens Dynasty match, R.G. Jenkins got counted out giving the match to the challengers- but not the title. That set off a post-match melee that brought MVW Security and MVW Owner Ray McAvay to the ring.
Surf Express Bro also won a hotly contested match over The Kardoucheian Empire and set off an epic meltdown on the part of the Hollywood reality stars.
Tonight in Columbia, The Kentucky Redneck Mafia take on The Shamrocks in a #4 vs. #5 match. The winner takes on the aforementioned Kardoucheian Empire tomorrow in Springfield, Missouri.
Non-Division
Bob and Brett Murray
The Lumberjacks (Dave Strack and Dan Poole)
Beer Bellied Softball Playin’ Ninja (Tiny and Hank)
“Bergman’s Barn Men’s Tag Team Champion” The Bookworms (Dean Barnes/Terry Noble)
NEWS:
Bob and Brett Murray try to bounce back from their loss to The Shamrocks last week when they face The Bookworms tonight in Columbia, Missouri. Tomorrow night in Springfield, Missouri, it’s The Lumberjacks taking on The Beer Bellied Softball Playin’ Ninja. The winners travel to Fulton, Missouri on Sunday night for a chance to move up to the Men’s Heartland Division.
WOMEN’S SINGLES
Women’s Champion: Daryn Thompson (Jill Berg Enterprises)
#1 Contender: Jennifer Colton
Contenders
#2- ‘The Shadow Warrior’ Shizuko Yamazaki
#3- Yosemite Samantha
#4- Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
NEWS:
Jennifer Colton continued her hot hand with her win over Shizuko Yamazaki in a #1 contender’s match Tuesday to earn a title shot against Women’s Champion Daryn Thompson in two weeks in Chicago, Illinois.
This Saturday, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens faces a promotion/relegation match against Victoria McGill in Springfield, Missouri. If she wins, Barbosa-Stevens maintains her #4 contender ranking in the Women’s Division and McGill stays in the Women’s Heartland Division.
Women’s Heartland Champion: ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (Jill Berg Enterprises)
#1 Contender: Victoria McGill
Contenders
#2- Madison Carter
#3- Debbie the Destroyer
#4- Eva Perrin
#5- Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
NEWS:
Victoria McGIll defeated Madison Carter last Saturday in a delayed #1 contender’s match to set up a showdown with Tessa Martin for the title.
Also on Saturday, #5 Lani Harlot held off Savannah Smith in a promotion/relegation match to stay in the Women’s Heartland Division.
In that match on Tuesday, Jill Berg Enterprises attacked Victoria McGill to give her the win- but Tess retained the title.
Tonight in Nevada, Missouri, #4 Eva Perrin takes on her arch-rival #5 Lani Harlot. The winner moves on to meet #3 Debbie the Destroyer later on in the show. Tonight’s survivor moves on to meet up with #2 Madison Carter tomorrow in Lebanon, Missouri and that victor goes on to Sunday in Fulton, Missouri against whomever the #1 contender is- Victoria McGill or Lisa Barbosa-Stevens.
Non-Division:
Savannah Smith
Tammie Hardy
Blair Williamson
*Bergman’s Barn Women’s Champion* Felicia LaBarbara
NEWS:
Savannah Smith kicks off this weekend’s series of Non-Division match against Felicia LaBarbara tonight. She will meet either Tammie Hardy or Blair Williamson on Sunday in Fulton, Missouri. Hardy and Williamson battle it out tomorrow in Lebanon, Missouri.
WOMEN’S TAG TEAM
Women’s Tag Team Champions: The Hanson Sisters (Andrea and Melissa)
#1 Contender: Jill Berg Enterprises (Sheline Carrigan and Prisoner #034291)
Contenders
#2- Rose Warriors: (Geena the Warrior Princess and Eliza Rose)
#3- Missouri Valley Fight Club: (Carrieanne McDermott and Harley Davisson)
#4- LATX (Raquel Ramirez/Christina Garcia)
#5- The Working Girls (C.J. Lewis and ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris)
NEWS:
Jill Berg Enterprises wiped out The Rose Warriors on Tuesday to set up their rematch against The Hanson Sisters for the Women’s Tag Team title on Sunday March 19th in Chicago, Illinois.
The Working Girls face the drop out of the Women’s Tag Team Division when they face Laney Harrison and McLean Oswald on Saturday in Springfield, Missouri.
Non-Division:
*Bergman’s Barn Women’s Tag Team Champion* Laney Harrison and McLean Oswald
Bethany Stewart and Shelley Briscoe
Victorious Veronica Vincent and Kay Daniels
Russian Assets (Svetlana Kovaleski and Nikita Kalashnik)
NEWS:
Laney Harrison and McLean Oswald face The Working Girls this Saturday night in Springfield, Missouri with the winner claiming the #5 contender’s ranking in the Women’s Tag Team Division.
BIG WEEKEND OF HOUSE SHOWS STARTS TONIGHT:
March 10th – Hinkhouse Gymnasium / Nevada, MO
-#4 vs. #5-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND: #4 Eva Perrin vs. #5 Lani Harlot
-#4 vs. #5-MEN’S HEARTLAND: #4 J.J. Bittinger vs. #5 Ken Kardoucheian
-#3 vs. #4-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND: #3 Debbie the Destroyer vs. #4 TBD
-#3 vs. #4-MEN’S HEARTLAND: #3 ‘Rock Star’ Robbie Marrs vs. #4 TBD
March 10th – Warren Hearnes Center / Columbia, MO
–MEN’S TAG TEAM #1: Bob and Brett Murray vs. The Bookworms
-MEN’S #1: Dave Mann vs. Randy Barrington
-WOMEN’S #1: Savannah Smith vs. Felicia LaBarbara
-#4 vs. #5 MEN’S TAG TEAM: #4 Kentucky Redneck Mafia vs. #5 The Shamrocks
-#3 vs. #4 MEN’S DIVISION: #3 Captain Jack vs. #4 Ricky Stevens
March 11th – Kenneth E. Cowan Civic Center / Lebanon, MO
–#2 vs. #3-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND: #2 Madison Carter vs. #3 TBD
-#2 vs. #3-MEN’S HEARTLAND: #2 Luke Woods vs. #3 TBD
March 11th – JHQ Arena / Springfield, MO
–MEN’S TAG TEAM #2: The Lumberjacks vs. Beer Bellied Softball Playin’ Ninja
-MEN’S #2: Absolute Zero vs. Richie Park
-WOMEN’S #2 Tammie Hardy vs. Blair Williamson
-WINNER-#5 WOMEN’S TAG TEAM DIV: #5 The Working Girls vs. Laney Harrison and McLean Oswald
-WINNER-#4 WOMEN’S DIVISION: #4 Lisa Barbosa-Stevens vs. #1 Victoria McGill
-#3 vs. #4 MEN’S TAG TEAM: #3 The Kardoucheian Empire vs. #4 TBD
-#2 vs. #3 MEN’S DIVISION: #2 John O’Reilly vs #3 TBD
March 12th – Helen Stephens Sports Complex / Fulton, MO
–MEN’S TAG TEAM: TBD vs. TBD
–WOMEN’S: TBD vs. TBD
-MEN’S: TBD vs. TBD
–#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND: #1 Victoria McGill or Lisa Barbosa-Stevens vs. #2 TBD
-#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-MEN’S HEARTLAND: #1 Buckshot Henderson vs. #2 TBD
-#2 vs. #3-MEN’S TAG TEAM: #2 Surf Express Bro vs. #3 TBD
