World Title Challenger Arrives in Tombstone

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Aug
13

The Tombstone News just reported that Steve Solex has arrived at Tombstone in what’s being described as a full on military convoy.  Solex was spotted sitting in the gunner’s hatch of a MRAP (Mine-Resistant, Ambush Protected) vehicle behind a fully loaded and locked .50 cal machine gun. Eleven vehicles in total arrived at the spot of the upcoming High Octane Wrestling (HOW) Pay Per View event.

When the local Sheriff’s office was asked about the legality of a Military type movement, no answer was officially given. However, an anonymous source in the Sheriff’s office said, “It’s Steve Solex…what the hell are we going to do? We’re not going to war with a convoy of Operators with that kind of equipment.”

Steve Solex is reportedly set to meet with some lucky radio contest winning fans tonight for a Meet and Greet/Century Club that Lee Best put on his schedule. When Steve Solex was asked about the upcoming Meet and Greet he said, “The mountains will be blue tonight, but if anyone of these asshole fans gets out of line, their blood will be definitely be  97Red.”

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